Definitions by sds

United Statesmen 

One who is born in the United States of America is defined as a United Statesmen, just as one who is born in Canada a Canadian and one who is born in Mexico is a Mexican. All Canadian, Mexican and a United Statesmen can be called Americans.

1) A person born in any of the 50 states of the United States of America is a United Statesmen.
2) A person born in Canada is not a United Statesmen.
3) A person born in Mexico is not a United Statesmen.
4) An American can be Canadian, Mexican, or United Statesmen.
5) A United Statesmen is specific to its region of North America.

United Statesmen by Sds September 18, 2012

twatmustard

1. a large amount of seaman in the pupic hair after a very intense jerk-off session.

ah shit look at all the twatmustard "HEY REGINA! CAN U LICK OFF ALL MY TWATMUSTARD"

twatmustard by sds August 28, 2005

Clowntits

A girl with huge nipples resembling a clown's nose.

Look at those clowntits

Clowntits by sds October 3, 2004

skunktit 

When a guy jerks off and then wipes his jizz on car keys.

My dad skuntitted on his Lexus keys.

skunktit by sds October 2, 2004

uptight 

unable to relax and just chill, has panties all up in a twist, walks with a stick up their ass

"When under the influence of the Juana, OB the HOMO is the epitome of uptight. Luckily, chill patrol will respond with the motto of "just chill uptight boy!!!"

uptight by sds May 5, 2004

bologna 

used to describe a chick's nipples if she got some big ass titties

"dayam dawg, that girl got bologna nippels!"

bologna by sds May 5, 2004