twatcracker

1. One who is in the business of stealing another persons V-Card

2. A food such as a wheat thin or other type of cracker that has been laced with vaginal juices

1. You twatcracker, you had sex with a virgin last night!

2. Damn that twatcracker was nasty as shit

by UTC (Uncle TwatCracker) June 18, 2007

Twatknacker

A total idiot

That guy just smashed the bus windscreen! What a Twatknacker!!

by juannkerr October 4, 2013

twatpacker

A backpacker who behaves like a twat.

Look at this misfit. Flea infested dreadlocks, narcissistic tattoos, no clue, thinks the locals love him 'because I'm blending right in with this cool ethnic culture. Backpacker? What a twat. Right, he's a perfect example of a twatpacker.

by Mekongfrank June 23, 2016

Twatknackered

One who has been knackered by Twat.

Had enough of relationships (usually with females) due to their annoying behaviour and no longer can be bothered to play the relationships game.

To have been broken by a woman and no longer desire a relationship or encounter.

Man, I'm totally twatknackered, I aint into having a girlfriend at the moment. They're just too much trouble.

by Twatknackered March 31, 2010

twatpacker

badly behaving / whining backpacker

Dear twatpackers, here's the deal - if you refuse to pay more than $10 for a room don't complain when it's not very nice.

by U8IK December 20, 2009

Thicky Twatknackers

When a stupid idiot mugs you off when they are in the wrong!

Oh, that thicky Twatknackers just cut me up AND gave me the bird.

by Mummysueandfleurytoo May 3, 2016

Twatracket

A small Vagina shaped device used to swat away weird children with bad taste in television programmes.

Oh no, some prick just turned house on, hand me the Twatracket

I Twatracketed this figalo the other day, you shoulda' seen him cry!

by BOOOTHY July 23, 2009