Twatracket 

A small Vagina shaped device used to swat away weird children with bad taste in television programmes.

Oh no, some prick just turned house on, hand me the Twatracket

I Twatracketed this figalo the other day, you shoulda' seen him cry!

Twatracket by BOOOTHY July 23, 2009

Twatsocket 

A real bitch or an asshole.

"That filthy whore is a twatsocket!"
"He is such a twatsocket, I hope he rots."

Twatsocket by zoetta1980 September 11, 2012

twatpacker 

A backpacker who behaves like a twat.

Look at this misfit. Flea infested dreadlocks, narcissistic tattoos, no clue, thinks the locals love him 'because I'm blending right in with this cool ethnic culture. Backpacker? What a twat. Right, he's a perfect example of a twatpacker.

twatpacker by Mekongfrank June 23, 2016

twatcracker 

1. One who is in the business of stealing another persons V-Card

2. A food such as a wheat thin or other type of cracker that has been laced with vaginal juices

1. You twatcracker, you had sex with a virgin last night!

2. Damn that twatcracker was nasty as shit

twatcracker by UTC (Uncle TwatCracker) June 18, 2007

twatpocket

A variant of twat used as a insult against one who is being particularly annoying or prick-like.

Person 1: How's your room mate?
Person 2: Argh! The smarmy little twatpocket never shuts the fuck up!

twatpocket by 12916studios December 7, 2007

twatbasket 

Meaning can usually be determined by the user, generally used as an insult by the inventive

Can also be used to describe a hamper full of latex vaginas

He's such a twatbasket

We're going on picnic, did you bring the twatbasket?

twatbasket by Tom Chambers January 17, 2004

twatbucket 

literally, a bucket of twats. also, a person who is a fucking pussy or whatnot.

"You're a fucknig twatbucket."

twatbucket by AJ 187 September 28, 2003