Look at this misfit. Flea infested dreadlocks, narcissistic tattoos, no clue, thinks the locals love him 'because I'm blending right in with this cool ethnic culture. Backpacker? What a twat. Right, he's a perfect example of a twatpacker.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

Dear twatpackers, here's the deal - if you refuse to pay more than $10 for a room don't complain when it's not very nice.

Shane got off with another bloke? Weird. I'd always had him down as a through-and-through twatpacker.