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twatpacker 

A backpacker who behaves like a twat.
Look at this misfit. Flea infested dreadlocks, narcissistic tattoos, no clue, thinks the locals love him 'because I'm blending right in with this cool ethnic culture. Backpacker? What a twat. Right, he's a perfect example of a twatpacker.
twatpacker by Mekongfrank June 23, 2016

twatcracker 

1. One who is in the business of stealing another persons V-Card

2. A food such as a wheat thin or other type of cracker that has been laced with vaginal juices
1. You twatcracker, you had sex with a virgin last night!

2. Damn that twatcracker was nasty as shit

twatknocker

a lesbian; a dyke; a girl who likes pussy.
man, i tried to play stinkfinger with traci behind the deep fryer during our break, but i found out she is a twatknocker.
twatknocker by the big dog May 11, 2006

Twitknocker 

People who spend a regular or excessive amount of time on the web site Twitter.
Joe is always on Twitter - what a Twitknocker!
Twitknocker by OhCurt March 14, 2009

Twatknackered

One who has been knackered by Twat.

Had enough of relationships (usually with females) due to their annoying behaviour and no longer can be bothered to play the relationships game.

To have been broken by a woman and no longer desire a relationship or encounter.
Man, I'm totally twatknackered, I aint into having a girlfriend at the moment. They're just too much trouble.
Twatknackered by Twatknackered March 31, 2010

twatpacker 

Dear twatpackers, here's the deal - if you refuse to pay more than $10 for a room don't complain when it's not very nice.
twatpacker by U8IK December 20, 2009
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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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