Twatcrack

An exposed upper vulval fold, usually due to low-rise jeans or a small bikini bottom.

"Dag, yo. Breighleigh's twatcrack is totally showing. She's like a reverse plumber. I'd like to PLUMB HER. I'm a comedic genius"

by tone_bone December 13, 2024

Twatknacker

A total idiot

That guy just smashed the bus windscreen! What a Twatknacker!!

by juannkerr October 4, 2013

twatpacker

A backpacker who behaves like a twat.

Look at this misfit. Flea infested dreadlocks, narcissistic tattoos, no clue, thinks the locals love him 'because I'm blending right in with this cool ethnic culture. Backpacker? What a twat. Right, he's a perfect example of a twatpacker.

by Mekongfrank June 23, 2016

twatcracker

1. One who is in the business of stealing another persons V-Card

2. A food such as a wheat thin or other type of cracker that has been laced with vaginal juices

1. You twatcracker, you had sex with a virgin last night!

2. Damn that twatcracker was nasty as shit

by UTC (Uncle TwatCracker) June 18, 2007

twatpack

A clutch of twats (womans genitalia) more than one twat, other wise known as a bunch of cunts

watch out here comes the twatpack

by johnfannyloz December 30, 2006

twatsack

1. A person who is such a massive twat that they more accurately ressemble a big, quivvering sack of twats.

2. A womans pants.

1. 'What's happened Tom? I thought you and Claire were talking again?'
'Well thats right, we were. Until, that was, she unintentionally reminded me of what a complete fucking twatsack she really is.'

2. 'I tell you what Tim, have you got any babywipes? I've been stomping so hard in that sweaty mosh I really should have planned ahead and brought some clean twatsacks with me. They're kicking out right offensive mate.'

by doombadger April 26, 2010

twatrocket

synonymous for the insult "dick". an overall asshole.

You're such a fucking twatrocket, Shonice.

by CrazedJoker July 24, 2007