twatcracker

1. One who is in the business of stealing another persons V-Card

2. A food such as a wheat thin or other type of cracker that has been laced with vaginal juices

1. You twatcracker, you had sex with a virgin last night!

2. Damn that twatcracker was nasty as shit

by UTC (Uncle TwatCracker) June 18, 2007

Twatcrack

An exposed upper vulval fold, usually due to low-rise jeans or a small bikini bottom.

"Dag, yo. Breighleigh's twatcrack is totally showing. She's like a reverse plumber. I'd like to PLUMB HER. I'm a comedic genius"

by tone_bone December 13, 2024