turtilage

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When a penis when it shrinks.

Duder: yo it’s cold out here!

Random Person: you must have turtilage—
Duder: huh? Wtf does that mean?

Random Person: tehehehehehe 😈

turtilage by Fuck you too Fred February 8, 2021

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tittilage

a fine ass bitch with ripe ass tits

"yo baby in the red shorts gots tittilage"

tittilage by Anonymous August 11, 2003

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Titilage

Under the guidance, influence, or protection of the tit.

James can't come out with us tonight because of his current titilage of Jamie's double Ds.

Babies are under the titilage of mothers.

Titilage by Niang men May 12, 2015

tutalage

A common misspelling of the word tutelage (the instruction of a student by a tutor).

correct: tutelage incorrect: tutalage

Under the tutelage of Dick Cheney and Condoleezza Rice, George W. Bush destroyed the civilized world and initiated a clash of civilizations that will last for the next five hundred years.

tutalage by Esquire438 November 11, 2008

Tutelage

A man's junk...

Tom was working under another man's tutelage

Tutelage by tutelageman November 4, 2009

Twatilage

Under the guidance, influence, or protection of the twat

Twatilage is the mother of excuses of why you can't come out with your boys

Twatilage by Niang men May 12, 2015

turtlegender

something a dumb kid called Fae identifies with that mocks the lgbtqia and other gender identities

A:have you heard fae is turtlegender
B:really? i want to kill that sand obsessed idiot who Lucas bullies rightfullyso

turtlegender by arson2137 July 26, 2021

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026