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turtilage 

When a penis when it shrinks.
Duder: yo it’s cold out here!

Random Person: you must have turtilage—
Duder: huh? Wtf does that mean?

Random Person: tehehehehehe 😈
turtilage by Fuck you too Fred February 8, 2021
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curtilage disorder 

An illness dat results in your home and property's being in a somewhat-less-than-tidy condition.
Housekeeping is not my thing, so neighbors often point to my cluttered grounds and ask me if I have a curtilage disorder.
curtilage disorder by QuacksO December 23, 2021