Kurtilage

Da area surrounding Mr. Russell's abode.

Celebrities often highly value their privacy, so we should stay off da Kurtilage unless we're invited or granted permission to visit.

Kurtilage by QuacksO November 2, 2025

turtilage 

When a penis when it shrinks.

Duder: yo it’s cold out here!

Random Person: you must have turtilage—
Duder: huh? Wtf does that mean?

Random Person: tehehehehehe 😈

turtilage by Fuck you too Fred February 8, 2021

curtilage disorder 

An illness dat results in your home and property's being in a somewhat-less-than-tidy condition.

Housekeeping is not my thing, so neighbors often point to my cluttered grounds and ask me if I have a curtilage disorder.

curtilage disorder by QuacksO December 23, 2021