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1: A video game.
2: A moderately insane owner of a moderately insane IRC channel. See also Lol Coxhill and Sfaji
"I played Turrican II yesterday"
"Turrican is a fucking queer"
Turrican by Qually-poo April 8, 2003
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Hurricanous 

That be some hurricanous wind!
Hurricanous by JackPolly March 22, 2008

torricane 

1) in nature a hurricane plus a tornado
2) 2 or more loud ass bitches in a college dorm causing a continuous ruckus annoying the shit out of hall mates

3) a college dorm room that looks like a hurricane and a tornado went through it
who the hell is making all the noise! its the god dam torricanes on the third floor!
torricane by DTR4iN November 2, 2010
When you come home and pets have pissed and turded inside
I got home and found a Turdicane about.
Turdicane by AKsalmonslayer September 11, 2012
moderator on the svencoop forums
maker of maps such as omg or secretcity
lord of the turriforums and shell
FOUR DAYS IN THE FUTURE I WAS ASKED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE ONE OF MY MAPS WAS DYING! I WENT AND FOUND OMG WAS ACTUALLY REALLY SHIT AND PEOPLE KEPT FUCKING STEALING IT, SO I DID THE ONLY HUMANE THING AND LIED ABOUT EVERY SINGLE THING THAT EVER SHOT FROM MY MOUTH

Sven viking had no comment today when asked ARE YOU GAY FOR TURRICAN? After questioning he answered only with 'how did you get this number??' which doesnt really explain anything

meanwhile turrican cut off his legs and froze them in the arctic tundra

i always keep a grand piano handy, and i was shocked the time that i was approached by a fifty foot palm tree asking me to kill his parents in exchange for some crack
turrican by MedievalManIII March 21, 2005

Turricane 

Turricane - A hurricane, comprised of tornados

A turricane is one of the worst plagues that could be brought upon the planet of Earth.

A turricane is formed when two or more tornados simultaneously combine to form a terrible storm. Once formed, there is no stopping it until the storm runs out of energy. Against a storm of this caliber, there is no winning, and the only thing you can do is crawl up into fetal position and cry. Turricanes can envelop areas as large as the state of Texas.

Signs of a turricane include, but are not limited to:

- Sideways rain that never touches the ground
- Winds exceeding 300 MPH
- News claims of a weather phenomenon
- A feeling of hoplessness and depression
Caleb - "I told you all, YEARS AGO, that this would happen. How do you feel now? A hurricane comprised of tornados can not, and will not give up. There is no winning."

Charlie Sheen - "In the rare occurrence of a turricane, there is no epic winning, or even bi-winning. All I can really do is crawl up into fetal position and cry."
Turricane by Caleb Stricklen July 19, 2011