5 definitions by jasonjjung76

Dick Phlem

Another term for sperm, cum, or ejaculate.

Lacey: Aww honey, you got your dick phlem all over me.
Jason: Sorry babe.

by jasonjjung76 September 22, 2019

turricano

A ridiculous persons name for an extreme hurricane, tornado, or wind blown disaster.

That had to have been one of the worst turricano I have ever been in.

by jasonjjung76 January 18, 2015

Cock Snot

Another term for sperm, cum, or ejaculate.

Lacey: Aww honey, you got your cock snot all over me.
Jason: Sorry babe.

by jasonjjung76 September 22, 2019

funsanoodle

Someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles

Look at Isabella being a funsanoodle.

by jasonjjung76 January 18, 2015

The Sperm Rail

The act of a man blowing his load, like that of a sperm whale blowing through its blow hole, into a man or woman's nostril whilst they snort it back, like snorting a fat line or rail.

J asked L if she remembered the favor she owed him. She said, "yes, I told you it could be anything, you name it." He said, "what about The Sperm Rail?" In which she replied, "I remember you explaining this to me, the answer is yes, we have to try it at least once." J replied, "this is why your the best woman I could ever have."

by jasonjjung76 October 27, 2022