The Sperm Rail

The act of a man blowing his load, like that of a sperm whale blowing through its blow hole, into a man or woman's nostril whilst they snort it back, like snorting a fat line or rail.
J asked L if she remembered the favor she owed him. She said, "yes, I told you it could be anything, you name it." He said, "what about The Sperm Rail?" In which she replied, "I remember you explaining this to me, the answer is yes, we have to try it at least once." J replied, "this is why your the best woman I could ever have."
by jasonjjung76 October 27, 2022
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funsanoodle

Someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles
Look at Isabella being a funsanoodle.
by jasonjjung76 January 18, 2015
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turricano

A ridiculous persons name for an extreme hurricane, tornado, or wind blown disaster.
That had to have been one of the worst turricano I have ever been in.
by jasonjjung76 January 18, 2015
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Jaw Slaw

The cum, semen, or ejaculate (representative of the juice in cole slaw) that rests or is being swisher around in a person's mouth (representative of the mandible or jaw of a human).
JJ then came to an extreme climax like never before and filled LL's mouth to the brim with his insatiable Jaw Slaw, with whom she snowballed it with her girlfriend, and all three collapsed with pleasure and satisfaction.
by jasonjjung76 November 03, 2023
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Cock Snot

Another term for sperm, cum, or ejaculate.
Lacey: Aww honey, you got your cock snot all over me.
Jason: Sorry babe.
by jasonjjung76 September 22, 2019
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Dick Phlem

Another term for sperm, cum, or ejaculate.
Lacey: Aww honey, you got your dick phlem all over me.
Jason: Sorry babe.
by jasonjjung76 September 22, 2019
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