turniplee 

TurnipLee is a pretty cool streamer

TurnipLee is a rather great IT guy

turniplee by TurnipLee September 7, 2022

turniphead 

an original and creative insult, implies that someone looks or is stupid, by suggesting that their head is like a turnip.
used by merlin to insult prince arthur.

“what can i say arthur? you look like a total turniphead.”

turniphead by tweeva January 2, 2020

Turnipped 

When a silly fucker puts a turnip in his or someone elses asshole. The turnip may or may not contain the skin.

Brett and Ken Turnipped each others assholes after a romantic evening of salsa dancing

Turnipped by Joshictionary September 19, 2018

turnipreplacesation 

When something is magically replaced by a turnip.
Power owned by Rab.

turnipreplacesation took place between your ears.

turnipreplacesation by Robert Ross December 1, 2007

Turniphead 

A man with a grey quiff fade who is from the north and has a turnip shapes head.

That turniphead didn't bring me any carrotcake today.

Turniphead by SNAZZZZY J April 27, 2019

turnipple

The turnipple is a cross between a turnip and a pineapple. The turnipple has a typical turnipply taste. The turnipple can be used in many types of cooking including,turnipple stew, turnipple pie and turnipple turnipple.It can be found in a country called turnippleodia.

I really enjoyed that turnipple pie.
mmmmmm.... Thats some fine turnipple.

turnipple by Callum Hemsley April 23, 2008

Turnipreplacenise 

To replace an object magically with a turnip.

Turnipreplacenise!!
Ha ha ha!

Turnipreplacenise by Robert Ross December 1, 2007