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turniphead 

an original and creative insult, implies that someone looks or is stupid, by suggesting that their head is like a turnip.
used by merlin to insult prince arthur.
“what can i say arthur? you look like a total turniphead.”
turniphead by tweeva January 2, 2020

Turnipped 

When a silly fucker puts a turnip in his or someone elses asshole. The turnip may or may not contain the skin.
Brett and Ken Turnipped each others assholes after a romantic evening of salsa dancing
Turnipped by Joshictionary September 19, 2018

turnipreplacesation 

When something is magically replaced by a turnip.
Power owned by Rab.
turnipreplacesation took place between your ears.
turnipreplacesation by Robert Ross December 1, 2007

Turniphead 

A man with a grey quiff fade who is from the north and has a turnip shapes head.
That turniphead didn't bring me any carrotcake today.
Turniphead by SNAZZZZY J April 27, 2019
The turnipple is a cross between a turnip and a pineapple. The turnipple has a typical turnipply taste. The turnipple can be used in many types of cooking including,turnipple stew, turnipple pie and turnipple turnipple.It can be found in a country called turnippleodia.
I really enjoyed that turnipple pie.
mmmmmm.... Thats some fine turnipple.
turnipple by Callum Hemsley April 23, 2008

Turnipreplacenise 

To replace an object magically with a turnip.
Turnipreplacenise!!
Ha ha ha!
Turnipreplacenise by Robert Ross December 1, 2007
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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