turniphead

an original and creative insult, implies that someone looks or is stupid, by suggesting that their head is like a turnip.
used by merlin to insult prince arthur.

“what can i say arthur? you look like a total turniphead.”

by tweeva January 2, 2020

Turniphead

A man with a grey quiff fade who is from the north and has a turnip shapes head.

That turniphead didn't bring me any carrotcake today.

by SNAZZZZY J April 27, 2019

Turniphead

THE coolest word ever.
I mean you can use it in any context whether good or bad.
1) When you're realy happy about something
2) When you're angry about something
3) When you're well pissed off at someone

1) omg i love you! you're such a Turniphead!!!!
2)oh fuck off you Turniphead!
3) omg i got more maths hw. Mr. Smith is such a turniphead!

by Jstar! May 20, 2007

turniphead

Someone with a head shaped like a brussel spout

he looks like a turniphead - the gay there that has a head shaped exactly like a brussel sprout

by Chav January 8, 2005

Tuliphead

One whom is addicted to tuliping. Avert your eyes if they are wearing sandals.

*sharp intake of breath* Shiiit Marie don't look down but Dylan is CLEARLY a tulip head.
tuliphead tuliper tulip addict dont look down nasty

by Ezve December 11, 2013

Turnipped

When a silly fucker puts a turnip in his or someone elses asshole. The turnip may or may not contain the skin.

Brett and Ken Turnipped each others assholes after a romantic evening of salsa dancing

by Joshictionary September 19, 2018

Tuliphead

A nickname for a Dutchman. Some said it's because of their hair/head that shape like a Tulip. It's more like a compliment for them.

Girl: "Hey, Tuliphead! Come 'ere!"

Boy: "Stop calling me that!"

by forcedimpact October 14, 2010