turgidity

The consistency and form of a turd.

Person 1: "just took a dump, the turgidity was peaking"

by Whirlingrwriter0 December 21, 2014

Oral Turgidity

Oral Turgidity is a condition that affects certain public and political persons such as Donald Trump. The condition is manifested through constant failure to put together a rational cogent statement, identifying opponents using childish nicknames, meandering confabulated statements and made up terms such as Covfefe.

Donald Trump suffeers from oral turgidity. He said “I will build a great wall—and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me—and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”

by ilookmarvlus September 24, 2019

Turdidity

Turdidity is the cloudiness or haziness of a fluid caused by individual particles (suspended solids) of raw sewage.

The measurement of turdidity is a key test of water quality.

"Turdidity levels in Burke Canyon have fallen drastically with the closure of the brown trout fisheries"

by Zzlorp October 12, 2008

Tiridity

noun, "/tī(ə)-rid-it-tē/" : Tiredness.

Searching for that heisenbug all day got me nothing but tiridity.

by ElementalP January 21, 2021

Tridity

a weird fucking 15 year old who simps for kitty

"you see tridity? shes a retard"
tridity means dumb to her

by tridity May 21, 2021

turbidity

The act of vomiting during fellatio, by the fellator. The vomit produced by the act.

"She drank a bottle of my wine, but when she gagged she committed turbidity."

by SwillIdol June 8, 2009