turgidity

The consistency and form of a turd.

Person 1: "just took a dump, the turgidity was peaking"

by Whirlingrwriter0 December 21, 2014

turgid

The opposite of flaccid. To become very horny. Popping a huge boner

Brian was very turgid when he was running ahead of the group

by PTV October 22, 2006

Turgid

a. L. turgidus, from turgere to swell. 1. Distended beyond the natural state by some internal agent or expansive force; swelled; swollen; bloated; inflated; tumid; -- especially applied to an enlarged part of the body; as, a turgid limb; turgid fruit.

The peeled potato has become turgid because it has been left in water too long. Now its big and soft:P

by Bussell November 12, 2003

turgid

adj. something that is gross or unseemly

Man, that is a turgid baby.

by Edmund Unceworthy June 11, 2006

Turgid

A word used to describe something or someone annoying.

Catmur puting Stini's crutch on top of the coke machine = "turgid!"

by Dave Catmur December 2, 2003

Turgid

A very pregnant animal

That ewe is very turgid

by Herbie123 October 14, 2020

turgid reflex

boner

I woke up with a turgid reflex this morning

by wailedekim April 20, 2009