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Oral Turgidity 

Oral Turgidity is a condition that affects certain public and political persons such as Donald Trump. The condition is manifested through constant failure to put together a rational cogent statement, identifying opponents using childish nicknames, meandering confabulated statements and made up terms such as Covfefe.
Donald Trump suffeers from oral turgidity. He said “I will build a great wall—and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me—and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”
Oral Turgidity by ilookmarvlus September 24, 2019
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Turdidity 

Turdidity is the cloudiness or haziness of a fluid caused by individual particles (suspended solids) of raw sewage.

The measurement of turdidity is a key test of water quality.
"Turdidity levels in Burke Canyon have fallen drastically with the closure of the brown trout fisheries"
Turdidity by Zzlorp October 12, 2008
noun, "/tī(ə)-rid-it-tē/" : Tiredness.
Searching for that heisenbug all day got me nothing but tiridity.
Tiridity by ElementalP January 21, 2021
a weird fucking 15 year old who simps for kitty
"you see tridity? shes a retard"
tridity means dumb to her
Tridity by tridity May 21, 2021

turbidity 

The act of vomiting during fellatio, by the fellator. The vomit produced by the act.
"She drank a bottle of my wine, but when she gagged she committed turbidity."
turbidity by SwillIdol June 8, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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