ilookmarvlus's definitions

Capitulist

A spineless person who always gives up, a quitter.

His entire attitude made me so angry, so told him to get off his phone and go to work and he just looked at me a walked away. Please don't hire another capitulist!

by ilookmarvlus January 19, 2022

neuroproctologist

A doctor who cares for people with their heads up their asses.

My boss is really stupid. I recommended he see a neuroproctologist and he said "maybe later..."

by ilookmarvlus March 1, 2020

Feedschadenfreude

The pleasure you feel when your first response to a Facebook Post or Tweet is correct and complete and knowing that all the other correct responses are just wasted electrons.

Everyone keeps repeating my earlier response and it give me such satisfaction, it's shear Feedschadenfreude.

by ilookmarvlus April 2, 2021

Salivation

The euphoria you feel after a fantastic meal.

I thought I saw God, hat brisket was sooooo good, it had to be Salivation!

by ilookmarvlus February 14, 2020

MFBS

MFBS is the acronym for "more fucking bullshit" a very common situation.

All that time I spent researching that product for Amy was just MFBS!

by ilookmarvlus June 26, 2022

mittpicker

a person who spouts specious, inane and trivial trivial political rhetoric.

a mitwit who repeats the "party line" regardless or whether or not it has any bearing, meaning, logic or value.

That guy's just another mittpicker, incapable of putting together a logical cogent thought!

by ilookmarvlus July 27, 2012

Analysislingus

The process of combining psychiatry and oral sex.

My old therapist just wasn't helping, he was so Freudian. So I'm seeing a new one who practices "Analysislingus."

by ilookmarvlus October 30, 2021