Heisenbug 

A term in software programming used to describe a coding problem (or "bug") that seems to defy testing by presenting itself exclusively in published, released or demonstrated code, but not at any point during debugging. It disappears or alters its characteristics when an attempt is made to study it.

The bug both exists and doesn't exist and simultaneous points in time -- the reference is to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle (or to be direct, the quantum cat in the Heisenberg scenario).

Ben: Hey! After three weeks, I finally finished that interface you asked for. Here, try it out.

Mike: Great! I'll just click on the "Save" button... Hey, the browser crashed!

Ben: What? Let me look at it... All my debug information looks fine... I'm not getting any errors at all!

Mike: It's all fucked up! Look! It doesn't even work! What are you trying to do to me?

Ben: B..but I just ran it on my own server and it works fine! Look, I'm not even getting any errors from your Save! It can't be a bug!

Mike: IT'S FUCKING BROKEN! You've disappointed me for the last time! YOU'RE FIRED!

Ben: CURSE YOU, HEISENBUG!!!

Heisenbug by saurin37 April 16, 2009

Heisenberg 

The alter ego to the character Walter White in the beloved Breaking Bad tv show. The term Heisenberg was originally used by Walter as a way of concealing his identy so no one know that he was Heisenberg, but soon the name Heisenberg became a legend in it of itself as the characters Crystal Methampetamine (referred to as blue sky occasionaly because of its blue color) and perhaps the world’s highest chemical purity (generally ranging in the late 90%) and by the end of the show (Spoilers) Heisenberg is often used to mock Walter due to the complete and utter collapse of his drug empire.

“Say my name.”
“Heisenberg.”
“You’re Goddamn Right.”

Heisenberg by magickiwi56 September 30, 2018

pull a Heisenberg 

When you decide to manufacture methamphetamine due to the way your crappy life is headed.

Jeremy thought he would pull a Heisenberg.

pull a Heisenberg by hhhhhhfhgg December 23, 2012

Heisenberged

The act of being utterly dominated; either verbally, physically, or intellectually by Bryan Cranston aka. Walter White aka. Heisenberg.

Holy shit......Gus actually got Heisenberged for once. That Walter White is mean.

Heisenberged by trevortheclever May 19, 2010

To Heisenberg 

The act of growing a pair & wrecklessly entering dangerous situations.
Made popular by the show Breaking Bad where Walter White starts to become more of a badass as he delves further into crime & the drugs market.

Example of To Heisenberg include
Telling a 6'5 giant bald guy who would rip your face off to ''stay off my territory''
Blow up a building with your awesome chemistry skills
Do a long con on a major drug-lord
Set a car on fire whilst the owners back is turned
Run over drug dealers & shooting them in the head if they survive

To Heisenberg by dumbguy1anddumbguy22 May 5, 2011

Heisenbird 

A methamphetamine manufacturer of the avian variety.

Police were thrilled about the arrest of notorious criminal known under the alias of "Heisenbird" Evidence consisting of feathers and large amounts of crystal meth were found in his nest in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

Heisenbird by Heisenbird14 October 5, 2016

Heisendumped 

Closely related to the word Heisendate.

The effect created between two people who were dating when one issues the terms of "needing some space" or "being on a break" or "needing time to sort things out".


The word is a combination of Heisenberg, the scientist famous for his Uncertainty Principle, and the word dumped.

Well, I might be single. I had a boyfriend but the other night he Heisendumped me.

Heisendumped by Kitten March 17, 2005