LikeXD31's definitions

Bayerned

When one football team gets destroyed by Bayern Munich!

"Ha ha haaa Sporting Lisbon got Bayerned 6-0 in the Champions League finals!"

by LikeXD31 November 6, 2021

34+35

When one has sex with someone 6 inches taller than themselves.

“You’re 5 foot 9? Dude, that’s not like 34.5+34.5 more like 34+35!”

by LikeXD31 October 6, 2021

Animal Cruelty

When a street cat pisses you off, you get a feeling like you're about to wrestle with that big old cat! Whenever you meet a tiny dog that is not yours, you just give him a pitbull style bite! Similar when butchering either a cow or a pig at the slaughterhouse.

"Dude, one time I bit a pitbull in the ear after he tried to bite me! Animal cruelty always gives good results of being a professional boxer or a MMA fighter!"

by LikeXD31 September 8, 2021

COVID-21

A new disease which certainly will appear in late December 2021, then the WHO will declare it a pandemic in 2 weeks.

"COVID-21 is now a pandemic, return to online learning, close all workplaces, cancel all events!"

by LikeXD31 March 12, 2021

Eye Of The Tiger

When you’re hunting down a wild boar for supper, you realize that it’s past the sunset hour and you see yellow eyes! What do you feel? There’s nowhere to hide, but can hope that this is just a hallucination!

“It’s the eye of the tiger and there’s no where to hide!”

by LikeXD31 September 14, 2021

Zee

The fantasized way we folks love to say the letter Z. Makes some think where the fuck did zed come from.

“Queue Are Es, Tee You Vee, Doubleyou Ex, Why and Zee!”

by LikeXD31 March 13, 2020

2022

Already towards the end of the 6th month and still makes you miss 2016 and all the comedy we were making about harambe.

"2022 is so lame that even 2016 was much more lit when we had harambe."

by LikeXD31 June 25, 2022