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an asian nation that everyone seemed to trample on throughout history: alexander the great, genghas kahn, the turks, the soviets. the nation finally became independent after soviet collapse, but things got no better. instead, a former communist big shot, a mr. nayazov, took power and created a crazy cult of personality. he recently died, so things are pretty unstable.
in turkmenistan, nayazov's cult of personality forced his picture to be on everything from cereal boxes to watches.
by Ben E. Hama February 01, 2007
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One who has a mania for music.
I am a melomaniac.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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The best country to be at in 2020. The word coronavirus is banned in that good old country, but in other countries it’s a must!
β€œI wish I could book a flight to Turkmenistan!”
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Nobody has ever heard of this place
Bob: Yeah my parents came from turkmenistan

John: wow what planet is that
Bob: I don't know cuz I can't find it on a map ):
by Sloppy boo August 28, 2018
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That part of an Accounting department that war has been declared upon.
I ventured over to Turkmenistan for diplomatic reasons to check the status on an invoice.
by JSJ918 September 19, 2019
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