Turdsickle 

An informal insult that is used toward someone who is rude, poorly mannered, or annoying.

"Screw you, mom!" Kim said. "You are a turdsickle!" Kris replied.

Turdsickle by Looneydog3 December 14, 2022

Turduckle

An annoying little brother that will eat everything in sight. He is typically a very good actor, tricking parents into doing what he wants. A Turduckle is sometimes not classified as human, for it is more of a turtle-duck than any existing mammal. The Turduckle is a fearsome predator, ruining everything in sight.

Riley!!! Your Turduckle got out again!!!

Turduckle by the-thirsty-demon December 17, 2019

turdicle 

A tiny particle of poo that flies around after you flush.

Although the toothbrush was kept over 15 feet away from the toilet, close study revealed large amounts of turdicles on it. In fact, turdicles are known to travel over great distances and there's a fat chance you're breathing them in right now.

turdicle by Grrrrt June 10, 2009

Turdicken 

When John Madden sticks his erect penis in a chicken that is stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.

John Madden screamed "Boom" while performing a turdicken

Turdicken by Bamf Hossyuk March 23, 2011

turdsicle

An upward growing pile of shit in a northern outhouse. Also known as a stalagshite.

Unwary squatters are often rudely reminded of the perils of northern outhouses when this icy column rears its ugly head: the dreaded turdsicle.

turdsicle by Robert Warren September 10, 2008

turdsicle

An upward growing pile of shit in a northern outhouse. Also known as a stalagshite.

Unwary squatters are often rudely reminded of the perils of northern outhouses when this icy column rears its ugly head: the dreaded turdsicle.

turdsicle by Robert Warren September 9, 2008

turdcicle 

An upwarding growing column of feces located at the bottom of northern-climate outhouses. Also known as a stalagshite or poocicle.

Being distracted by the dancing Northern Lights, I accidentally sat on my leaning turdcicle.

turdcicle by Robert Warren September 18, 2008