Turdick 

When you're so black your dick looks like a turd.

It's me Marcus Ragland,"Turdick"...... Turdick gang nigga.

Turdick by GILLYMILLYHOE July 17, 2022

turdick 

Somone who randomly gets mad for no reason during casual, calm conversation.

God, Mike, you yell for no reason, you are such a turdick!

turdick by Ronche December 8, 2005

metaphysical turducken 

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

I'll never understand Steve, he's a metaphysical turducken.

metaphysical turducken by Definite Article March 11, 2009

Tirdick 

Someone on social media that uses the words, "Cancerous," "Autistic," "Kill yourself," "Drink Bleach," "Triggered," "Cringeworthy," and "Edgy" as insults.

Teen on the internet: "Bronies and Furries are Autistic fags."

Another teen on the internet: "Agreed. Pewdiepie and Leafy fans are Autistic too, and they're cancerous. Wanna raid some of them?"

A third teen on the internet: "Tirdicks."

Tirdick by John L.K August 19, 2016

turduckenolio 

n. A really bad portfolio (of photographs, projects, assets). It should be stuffed into a turducken. Calling it a turduckenolio means that it should be stuffed into a chicken, then into a duck, then into a turkey, and then up their a**.

Please get this turduckenolio off my desk! I don't have time for this.

turduckenolio by Doctor Science February 20, 2011

Turdicus 

Derogatory term derived from turd used in various episodes of the Beavis and Butthead cartoon TV series.

Not the Roman god of faecal impaction.

Oi, turdicus, turn your N.E.S off before it burns the house down!

Turdicus by xpdamus1 August 15, 2007

Turdicus 

TURDICUS! GOD OF BOWEL MOVEMENTS!

His followers are called Fecites. Are you one of them?

"PRAISE TO DA LAWD! TURDICUS CLEANED ME OUT!"

Turdicus by TURDICUS August 31, 2011