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Somone who randomly gets mad for no reason during casual, calm conversation.
God, Mike, you yell for no reason, you are such a turdick!
turdick by Ronche December 8, 2005
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metaphysical turducken 

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.
I'll never understand Steve, he's a metaphysical turducken.
Someone on social media that uses the words, "Cancerous," "Autistic," "Kill yourself," "Drink Bleach," "Triggered," "Cringeworthy," and "Edgy" as insults.
Teen on the internet: "Bronies and Furries are Autistic fags."

Another teen on the internet: "Agreed. Pewdiepie and Leafy fans are Autistic too, and they're cancerous. Wanna raid some of them?"

A third teen on the internet: "Tirdicks."
Tirdick by John L.K August 19, 2016

turduckenolio 

n. A really bad portfolio (of photographs, projects, assets). It should be stuffed into a turducken. Calling it a turduckenolio means that it should be stuffed into a chicken, then into a duck, then into a turkey, and then up their a**.
Please get this turduckenolio off my desk! I don't have time for this.
turduckenolio by Doctor Science February 20, 2011

Turdicus 

Derogatory term derived from turd used in various episodes of the Beavis and Butthead cartoon TV series.

Not the Roman god of faecal impaction.
Oi, turdicus, turn your N.E.S off before it burns the house down!
Turdicus by xpdamus1 August 15, 2007

Turdicus 

TURDICUS! GOD OF BOWEL MOVEMENTS!

His followers are called Fecites. Are you one of them?
"PRAISE TO DA LAWD! TURDICUS CLEANED ME OUT!"
Turdicus by TURDICUS August 31, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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