turd tamper

Slang term for a homosexual.

All the guys who got the bar named "the Flaming Penise" are turd tampers.

by Garlic September 7, 2003

turd tamper

One who likes the anal descent with a ramming action with the same sex.

Leroy forced Kyle over the couch and yelled hey boy get ready for the turd tamper....I'm hungry hope you stretched.Bow down boy I'm starving.

by flippersideways November 26, 2013

turd taper

The tapered end of a piece of poop. It's cause is your anal muscles clamping shut upon the end of the exit of the aforementioned excretion.

Thanks to the fact that my my poops have a turd taper, my bunghole does not Slam Shut!

by tsunjo October 22, 2008

Turd Tapper

Slang for a homosexual, Southern man, residing in Aston PA.

Man... Duke is such a Turd Tapper. He just loves the gooey man chocolate!

by Rodney1 December 19, 2016

turdtamper

turdtamper an alternative name for a plunger or plumbers bestfriend used by diyers and plumbers to clear clogged toilets and sinks the greatest invention since the invention of plumbing

my toilet over flowed and flooded the floor and i had to use the turdtamper to bust the clog loose thanks to the turdtamper i got it done

by littlejimmie March 24, 2019

turdtapper

A homosexual male.
See (Asspirate)

Boy George is a turdtapper.

by lhpdonkey August 21, 2003

turdtamper

a male who likes to be active in anal sex

patrice is a total turdtamper, my asshole still hurts

by butthead June 29, 2007