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Turd pie monkey 

a person who acts like they are slick but they are retarted as fuck and they are really gay
Steven is a Turd Pie Monkey
Turd pie monkey by Birdkilla05 October 8, 2003

surface piercing turd 

When you shat out so much product that it fills the bowl and goes from a standard submariner, to a surface piercing turd. Above water the turd releases it dragon breath
I ate so much fish last night I laid out a surface piercing turd.

piece of goat turd. 

a person who sells out his or her home town using the leprechaun method by rewarding wrong, destroying right and making law enforcement either subserviant to or part of dis organized crime.
that piece of goat turd. not sheep dip sold us out with promises of gold but no one left alive to spend it.
Opposite of "showpiece" - something denoting failure or deserving of admonishment; total crap, garbage
The paper John turned in was a total turdpiece...but I'm not surprised because he put it together at the last minute.
Turdpiece by FlackDaddy October 22, 2013

triple decker turdpie 

A person who exceeds the usual pre-requisites for being a jerk, and is further characterized by pompous indignation at any inferred criticism. These people are facinated with the smell of their own poops.
Carl, the quintesential triple decker turdpie, never returned phone calls from people he suspected mocked him, and preferred the bathroom to the company of others.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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