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The name for a lean sprinter who plays soccer.
Kevin: Yeah, we played against Linden yesterday.
Troy: Yeah?
Kevin: Yeah, and that left defender is crazy.
Troy: Yup, just another 'Tuch.
'tuch by Bob Sag-it June 21, 2006
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tuch patrick 

touching patrick from spongebob on the hit mobile app "goo asmr make fun" and when you do he goes:

ohh myyy.... amazing.... mmmmmm
guy 1: man i love playing goo slime simulator
guy 2: can you tuch patrick in it?
guy 1: yes
phone: oh my... amazing... mmmm
tuch patrick by thegrugs February 16, 2025
StOp StOP. Turn back
I got PP tuch last Friday
PP tuch by Oilly steam September 18, 2019

Benjamin Tuch 

Super hot guy Who gets all the girls he wants he’s definitely not a depressed guy who is making this to make their self-esteem to go up and not kill them self
Benjamin Tuch by I hate gaiys October 30, 2020
To twirl without ceasing
"Billy! Put down your cookie and quit j'tuching!"
j'tuch by Wooze October 25, 2008
(pe-tu-kh), adjective, having high status, luxurious, high class, not too shabby.
"Oh you have to check out Marc, he looks proper p'tuch."
"This hotel is very p'tuch."
"They had all the herring and crackers out, made it nice and p'tuch."
P'tuch by Countdown November 23, 2021
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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