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if a person wishes to express an amused, but calm reaction, 'tsss' is perfect. the amount of 'ss' reflects the strength of amusement.
'yeah i know you like me. you can pursue me now cuz im single'
- 'tss'

'...and when i woke up i was in this dumpster in connecticut...'
- 'tssssss'
tsssss by monopoly.. August 27, 2006
Words you can keep
girl: my phone broke
boy: tsssssss sucks to be you
Tssss by PRIINCESSSSS January 19, 2017

Badum TSSSSSSS 

the sound effect made by drums when something humorous happens
Someone: *makes a stupid joke*
Drummer in background: *BADUM TSSSSSSSSSS*

tssss, um yeeeah... 

a sound people make in response to an awkward, unintelligible, or odd comment or question in an attempt to sound like a pretentious prick. Used predominantly by sarcastic assholes and ditzy teenage girls
Nerdy guy: "I'm having a get-together this weekend. It would be great if I could see you there. What do you say?"
Ditzy teenage girl: "tssss, um yeeeah... I don't think so."

Girl walks away, leaving nerdy guy thinking "What a bitch."
tssss, um yeeeah... by Zegeroth August 4, 2007
not exactly a word, but more of a sound effect used; that should be used when identifying a very attractive member of the male species.
Hot boy walks by:

Girl 1: "Tssssss"
Girl 2: "oh i sooo agree!"
Tssss by Lacia February 27, 2008
can be used in multiple situation. including fuck off. that’s neat. cool. pass the juul. references to Donald Trump. literally whatever you want it to mean, it means.
tsssss okay my guy

tssss i love you
tssss we all drink dinosaur piss
tssss by randomcarseller September 30, 2018

but umm .... tssss 

When a friend or co-worker is stalling for thought during conversation with "but ummmmm", it is completed by the other person with "tsssss"

First used by Joey and Ana at St. Peter
but umm .... tssss

Co-worker 1: I went to Miami last week and had a great time, but umm ....

Co-worker 2: tssssssss
but umm .... tssss by joey88 January 12, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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