Zegeroth's definitions

cockholster

the mouth of anyone, male or female, who consistently spews crap

You have no idea what you are babbling about. Shut your cockholster this minute.

by Zegeroth August 4, 2007

Alabama Sippy Cup

When a female stands on her hands or lies on her shoulders with her vagina facing the ceiling; then her partner separates the lips and pours a cocktail of delicious beverages into said vagina, and drinks from it with a straw.

Afterwards, the man may fuck the female and have her lick the leftover liquid from his penis. This is called the Mississippi water hose.

He was thirsty, so I gave him an Alabama sippy cup.
"Did you follow through?"
Yes, he gave me a Mississippi water hose.

by Zegeroth August 4, 2007

tssss, um yeeeah...

a sound people make in response to an awkward, unintelligible, or odd comment or question in an attempt to sound like a pretentious prick. Used predominantly by sarcastic assholes and ditzy teenage girls

Nerdy guy: "I'm having a get-together this weekend. It would be great if I could see you there. What do you say?"
Ditzy teenage girl: "tssss, um yeeeah... I don't think so."

Girl walks away, leaving nerdy guy thinking "What a bitch."

by Zegeroth August 4, 2007

Lee Scoresby

1.) Character from His Dark Materials series. Baddest motherfucker around. Drives a hot-air balloon and don't take shit from nobody.

2.) Someone who displays aggressive levels of bad-assness.

Definition 2:

"Did you just see that guy shoot the other dude with a .45 cocked sideways, blindfolded!? In a snow storm?!"
"He's one bad-ass Lee Scoresby."

by Zegeroth October 11, 2007

Apecat

An ancient empyreal beast that is both ape and cat, and entirely man, hailing from the frigid northern reaches of Finland. It is widely accepted that Apecat is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Apecat is da shit.
Fuck yeah.

by Zegeroth August 4, 2007

en't

A slight phonetic and orthographical variant of ain't, a slang word that is a contraction of "am not". Usually understood to be a direct variant of an't. May be accompanied by innit.

Bloody wankeh stole my girl! That en't right, innit?

by Zegeroth August 3, 2007

hateful

A word that is often used to refer to racists, sexists, etc. But really just means anyone shallow, selfish, spiteful, unforgiving, and who generally has their head up their ass. Racists and homophobes are not necessarily "hateful". The word you're looking for is "bigot".

Hateful people should be tolerated and forgiven, not hated.

by Zegeroth September 30, 2007