1. The first full-length release by Canadian metal band Protest the Hero. Kezia is essentially a concept album (or "situationist requiem" as the band members have called it), tracing the interconnected stories of three people - Kezia, a young woman sentenced to death, the prison guard ordered to execute her, and the prison priest presiding over her execution - in a very deep and emotional way. the lyrics were written by bassist Arif Mirabdolbaghi, a poet in the very sense of the word. Perhaps more impressive, the band members began writing the music when they were teenagers and taught themselves how to play it for years, and play excellently at that. Whether you label them as "emo" or not, anyone who does not at the very least acknowledge the band's exceptional talent and the musicianship displayed in Kezia, is either hearing-impaired, or devoid of any musical taste whatsoever and in the latter case, must be immediately ear-stabbed. In short, Kezia is an aural and lyrical orgasm.
2. Anything which causes a sublime release of pleasure in the ear region.
2. Anything which causes a sublime release of pleasure in the ear region.
by Zegeroth August 04, 2007

When the teacher is so hungover, he/she doesn't feel like doing their job, so they just play a movie on the projector.
After a hard night of partying, Mr. Wilford didn't feel like dealing with a class of thirty whiny brats, so we just had a movie day and he made us watch "Elf".
by Zegeroth October 02, 2007

When a female stands on her hands or lies on her shoulders with her vagina facing the ceiling; then her partner separates the lips and pours a cocktail of delicious beverages into said vagina, and drinks from it with a straw.
Afterwards, the man may fuck the female and have her lick the leftover liquid from his penis. This is called the Mississippi water hose.
Afterwards, the man may fuck the female and have her lick the leftover liquid from his penis. This is called the Mississippi water hose.
He was thirsty, so I gave him an Alabama sippy cup.
"Did you follow through?"
Yes, he gave me a Mississippi water hose.
"Did you follow through?"
Yes, he gave me a Mississippi water hose.
by Zegeroth August 04, 2007

A fake word invented by The Mars Volta. It was actually a typo; lead singer Cedric was trying to type "flipside". Rather than change it, Cedric thought it sounded cool so they kept it.
by Zegeroth October 10, 2007

1.) Character from His Dark Materials series. Baddest motherfucker around. Drives a hot-air balloon and don't take shit from nobody.
2.) Someone who displays aggressive levels of bad-assness.
2.) Someone who displays aggressive levels of bad-assness.
Definition 2:
"Did you just see that guy shoot the other dude with a .45 cocked sideways, blindfolded!? In a snow storm?!"
"He's one bad-ass Lee Scoresby."
"Did you just see that guy shoot the other dude with a .45 cocked sideways, blindfolded!? In a snow storm?!"
"He's one bad-ass Lee Scoresby."
by Zegeroth October 11, 2007

A word that is often used to refer to racists, sexists, etc. But really just means anyone shallow, selfish, spiteful, unforgiving, and who generally has their head up their ass. Racists and homophobes are not necessarily "hateful". The word you're looking for is "bigot".
by Zegeroth September 30, 2007

A slight phonetic and orthographical variant of ain't, a slang word that is a contraction of "am not". Usually understood to be a direct variant of an't. May be accompanied by innit.
by Zegeroth August 03, 2007
