The most incredible human being alive. The name Victoria Tsonos is only given to the most beautiful people on Earth and is reserved for very few people that deserve this name. People with this name are the most attractive, intelligent, caring, lovable, adorable, sexiest, funniest, and all around perfect people that you could ever meet. They generally produce lots of overwhelming love and can make you smile when you never thought that you could. They help you with so much, and ask for little but your love in return. For a better definition of people with the name Victoria Tsonos you may also search "perfect"
Guy 1: Man, do you know Victoria Tsonos?
Guy 2: No man, I'm not that lucky. What about you?
Guy 1: I wish. I wish.
Guy 3: Are you guys talking about Victoria Tsonos?
Guy 2: Yeah, why?
Guy 3: I date her...
*Guy 1 and 2 drop dead on the spot*
Child of the father of aesthetics Zyzz, the most aesthetic looking physique on planet earth, sent from Zyzz himself to continue his legacy, every girl’s dream
Everybody has a little bit of Toskosthetics in them
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.