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tsakalia 

Tsakalia is a well known gang from Ioannina city. Its members are all associated with the health sciences and use baguettes to spank whoever messes with them. Three of its most known members are:
Elena: a biologist driving a Fiat 500 (pentakosaraki)

Tzeni: a biologist (who hates Patras city) that introduced the baguettes to the other members of the gang
Pavlina: a doctor who hates the species drosophila melanogaster and is currently on a mission in Athens.

The leader of the gang (arxigos) is called Paola and is well known for her leading skills.
Other well-known tsakalia are: Myrto, Daphne, Christina and Tzo.

Pavlina and Tzeni are also the certified shooters of the tsakalia gang.

There are also sub-categories of people helping the tsakalia, like ipotsakalia and slaves (sklavoi).
Some well known ipotsakalia are: Eleftheria, Katerina and Panagiota(who goes by the street name Taratsa).
It is worth mentioning that the last slave (sklavos) who tried to mess with the gang is currently dead in an ditch.
Don't mess with her, she knows the tsakalia and will call their shooters to kill you.

Sign here if you want to help the tsakalia kill more drosophila melanogaster flies.
tsakalia by eleosfile December 4, 2021
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