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The nation's first all-Twitter newspaper, founded by the Asheville, NC, Mountain Xpress on April 1, 2009.
The beauty of the Twaper is that it doesn't get ink on your fingers.
Twaper by xpress ed April 1, 2009
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Just like to frape someone on Facebook, To twape someone is to use someone else's Twitter account and post things that they wouldn't usually.

The act between raping and Twitter combined to Twape.
Hey, guess what?
Joe just got twaped.
Really by who?
Ha, It was me who twaped him. I called him a homo
twape by frolicols April 21, 2011
Tweets about chapel. A phrase often used as a twitter hashtag for college students who attend Christian universities and are forced to go to chapel. Originated at Oral Roberts University, but expanded as other college students stopped paying attention in chapel and started tweeting instead.

#twapel is often used like a forum to publicly critique anything happening within the chapel building while chapel is in session.
Cowboy boots...and a zebra print dress? Why not...her voice makes up for her wardrobe selection. #twapel
twapel by ohareyoufresh December 2, 2011
Hybrid of "twat" and "lapels" meaning a length of labia getting stuck to the shaft during sexual intercourse giving the penis the appearance of lapels
"Her coochie lips where so long my dick had double breasted twapels!"
Twapels by Fayz May 19, 2015
when someone tweets using your account without permission. eg. mrx wants to bum @mrY
I was twaped by Stephen Fry
twaped by K1NG AD April 14, 2010
Sexiest nigga alive
Tswaezy omg😩😍
Tswaezy by Meanwhile0073 December 4, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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