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Trumployed 

Employment caused by President Trump putting tariffs on slave labor China goods, and allowing blue collar workers in democratic nations to produce these goods with livable wages.
I am now Trumployed and supporting my family with my job at the factory.
Trumployed by Chopper18 May 23, 2018

trumplodyte 

1.
a person unacquainted with affairs of the world who believes that through blunt, brutish speech one can achieve world domination.
2.
someone who, while unabashedly expressing offensive opinions about others, believes themselves to be irresistably charming.
3.
anyone who's level of narcissism is only exceeded by their over-inflated sense of self worth
4.
a shameless panderer willing to play to the rankest, most base instincts in their fellow citizens in order to garner favor
5.
someone who sincerely believes they have fabulous hair, when it is woefully obvious they do not
"Can you believe that guy? What a trumplodyte!"
"I could never date a trumplodyte like her."
"Don't trumplodytes know what they like look in a mirror? I'd shave my head..."
trumplodyte by Old Ya Ka June 30, 2016

Trumplodyte 

A cave dwelling ignorant fan of the perma tanned man from America.
Stop beating that poor Mexican with that very expensive stick ! You complete and utter trumplodyte .
Trumplodyte by Baldegggeordie January 31, 2017

trumplodyte 

trump·lo·dyte
ˈtrumpləˌdīt/
noun
a person who hasn't evolved since caveman times, still lives in a cave and ascribes to the brand of backwards social politics promoted by Donald Trump (presidential hopeful for 2016)
a social hermit.
a person who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant or old-fashioned.

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Science has not yet proven Trumplodytes as a separate evolutionary species of man, but there is strong evidence based on their 20th century social and political rhetoric.

"Bill's regressive attitude about gender, xenophobic stances and inability in general to control what spews from his mouth pretty much pegs the trumplodyte meter."
trumplodyte by Konundrummer March 12, 2016

Trumpoglycemia 

A sudden drop in blood sugar when arguing with a Donald Trump cult member Trumpanzee.
If you argue that windmills cause cancer you’ll likely get Trumpoglycemia because there is no winning an argument with an idiot.
Trumpoglycemia by Larryboston September 14, 2019

Trumpolatry 

Also known as “Trump idolatry.” The worship or idolization of Donald J. Trump by millions of blue-collar workers and white evangelicals, not to say, white supremacists and terrorists, who see him as their “political savior”; and the fake respect for him by morally corrupt lawmakers, who daren’t oppose him lest their reelection prospects are dashed.
Trumpolatry may be likened to the American equivalent of the deification of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, when oft-radicalized followers or diehard supporters would faithfully carry the orders of their “anointed” leader.
Trumpolatry by MathPlus February 12, 2021