trumpolice

Oppressive government goon, narc, taxman, jackboot, fed, revenuer etc..

The trumpolice have always been around, but now they claim to have a cause - keep safe.

by knightB4 February 28, 2017

Trumpovich

The nickname used around the world for our 45th President.

President Trumpovich has been able to unite the disenfranchised by appealing to their covert and probably unconscious anti-American sentiment.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2017

trampoline tonsils

Someone who is constantly blowing others.

Wonda Wonderpig is a real life trampoline tonsils !

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

trumpolicious

The ability to exceed the realism of reality and exaggerate for the sole purpose of self gratification. This condition can be demonstrated physically, socially and verbally.

Trumpolicious is the condition of believing that Orange is the other natural skintone and a comb over is actually an attractive hair style right.! A lie is not a lie if your believe it!

by profsuperb November 30, 2016

trumpocide

The soul killing and immoral policy of systematically separating children from their parents at the border of the U.S. and Mexico.

Violent state sanctioned child abuse, or trumpocide, will later be cited as causing long term psychological damage at the very least.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2018

Trumplican

A Republican who strays from party values to pander to Trump.

That Republican senator used to be a fiscal conservative; he is now a Trumplican.

by #NoFilterInMe February 28, 2017

Peter's Road Trampoline

When someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute moment up until the point where the male's lightning rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repetitive up and down of the partners head on their lap. This must be followed by the question: "Is your dick bomb?" in order to prevent bad luck.

*ON BUS*
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"

by TheBombDigidee February 5, 2018