Trumployee 

People employed by Donald Trump in his private company or in his presidential administration. The work atmosphere is hectic, chaotic and unpredictable. You may be employed one day and fired the next day. President Trump, Trump, Trumpestuous, Trump trounce, Trumper, Trumpuzzle, The Donald, employee, worker, boss, Trump administration, President Trump, Game of Trump

You have to know if you are a Trumployee in the Trump administration, you are working on borrowed time.

Trumployee by joecoolthefool August 11, 2017

Trumployed 

Employment caused by President Trump putting tariffs on slave labor China goods, and allowing blue collar workers in democratic nations to produce these goods with livable wages.

I am now Trumployed and supporting my family with my job at the factory.

Trumployed by Chopper18 May 23, 2018

trumplodyte 

1.
a person unacquainted with affairs of the world who believes that through blunt, brutish speech one can achieve world domination.
2.
someone who, while unabashedly expressing offensive opinions about others, believes themselves to be irresistably charming.
3.
anyone who's level of narcissism is only exceeded by their over-inflated sense of self worth
4.
a shameless panderer willing to play to the rankest, most base instincts in their fellow citizens in order to garner favor
5.
someone who sincerely believes they have fabulous hair, when it is woefully obvious they do not

"Can you believe that guy? What a trumplodyte!"
"I could never date a trumplodyte like her."
"Don't trumplodytes know what they like look in a mirror? I'd shave my head..."

trumplodyte by Old Ya Ka June 30, 2016

Trumplodyte 

A cave dwelling ignorant fan of the perma tanned man from America.

Stop beating that poor Mexican with that very expensive stick ! You complete and utter trumplodyte .

Trumplodyte by Baldegggeordie January 31, 2017

trumplodyte 

trump·lo·dyte
ˈtrumpləˌdīt/
noun
a person who hasn't evolved since caveman times, still lives in a cave and ascribes to the brand of backwards social politics promoted by Donald Trump (presidential hopeful for 2016)
a social hermit.
a person who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant or old-fashioned.

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Science has not yet proven Trumplodytes as a separate evolutionary species of man, but there is strong evidence based on their 20th century social and political rhetoric.

"Bill's regressive attitude about gender, xenophobic stances and inability in general to control what spews from his mouth pretty much pegs the trumplodyte meter."

trumplodyte by Konundrummer March 12, 2016

grumployee 

Usually a narcissistic, grumpy co-worker who blames everyone from management to his co-workers, while boosting his already over-inflated ego. Grumployees think of themselves as vastly superior to other workers, and frequently show contempt towards their colleagues. However, deep down, grumployees are very insecure, and are terrified of being put into a work environment where they may appear vulnerable. Usually, grumployees achieve their coveted status in an organization by creating their own turf and fiercely protecting their "secret knowledge", thereby acting as gatekeepers, while presenting themselves to managament as being indispensable. Usually, they stay in one company forever, as they cannot risk change. A new job would require them to start from square one and be vulnerable, which is what grumployee hates the most. Grumployees are often found in Information Technology, but can also exist in other fields, such as Finance, Insurance, Real Estate, etc.

"Patrick is such a grumployee. All he does is stand in the hallway, complaining about the incompetent managers, while keeping all the software training books and CDs under lock and a key, so not a single one of us new hires can learn anything about our proprietary software"

grumployee by MrWhoAmI July 29, 2009

temployee 

A permanent temporary employee. A person employed by a company, through a third-party temp agency, who works for the company indefinitely without being moved to a permanent status.
A portmandeau of the words "temp" and "employee".

Karen has been a temployee at Techson for 2 years.

temployee by justin.barrett December 14, 2008