Konundrummer's definitions

biercing

Noun - biercing: jewelry added to a beard

Noun - biercer: one who adds jewelry to a beard, whether to self or to another

Piercing an otherwise natural beard with beads, metal or any other adornment.
Items clipped, clasped, cuffed, braided or any other method of attachment into beard hair

Verb - bierce, beircing: the act of adding jewelry to a beard

The community of hirsute men having grown tired of the same look every day is looking to bierce their beards. Estheticians of all types are seeing an opportunity raise the bar on biercing. A cottage industry of professional biercers is rising in 2023.

by Konundrummer January 12, 2023

Derangelical

1. A person who claims to be an evangelical, who holds up hand-picked biblical rules, interprets them to fit their agenda, but who largely preaches "do as I say, not as I do."

2. A person who is willing to absolve their political or religious leader of their sins because that person helps achieve their agenda.

3. A person who is unable to differentiate between their professed morals and values and their own, or someone else's, contradictory actions.

4. A deranged evangelical, or a deranged zealot.

The derangelical neighbor lady taught her children to follow the scripture and love their neighbor -- except the liberal next door.

The neighbor man fervently supported building the border wall, while crossing the border every Saturday night to visit his favorite prostitute. He's a bona fide derangelical.

by Konundrummer March 10, 2019

trumplodyte

trump·lo·dyte
ˈtrumpləˌdīt/
noun
a person who hasn't evolved since caveman times, still lives in a cave and ascribes to the brand of backwards social politics promoted by Donald Trump (presidential hopeful for 2016)
a social hermit.
a person who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant or old-fashioned.

troglodytexenophobiamisogynyredneck

Science has not yet proven Trumplodytes as a separate evolutionary species of man, but there is strong evidence based on their 20th century social and political rhetoric.

"Bill's regressive attitude about gender, xenophobic stances and inability in general to control what spews from his mouth pretty much pegs the trumplodyte meter."

by Konundrummer March 12, 2016

memebecilic

memebecilic
adjective: imbecilic, over-use of memes on the Internet; annoying use of memes; over use of a meme

Posing pets in unnatural costumes and situations for pictures on the Internet is memebecilic.

by Konundrummer February 28, 2013

smackbooking

Any of several forms of jest, put-down, or smack talking about or between people on Facebook, where the parties appear to be verbally feuding.

John and Jason engaged in a playful bout of smackbooking on their Facebook walls when Jason claimed his car was faster than John's.

by Konundrummer February 9, 2013

slash tag

slash tag (noun) - A type of hash tag that implies a threat.

slash tagging (verb) - The act of applying a hash tag

Billy ended his Facebook rant about who ever stole his iPod by slash tagging #iwillcutyou

Molly was particularly pleased with her party outfit and posted her picture on Facebook with the slash tag #watchoutbitches

by Konundrummer February 9, 2013

flock voting

Votes cast based on the emotion whipped up by sophist political leaders. These emotions may be single issues or general fervor based on a variety of burning hot issues such as religion, denial of civil rights for minorities, moral perception. Such votes are marked by unreasoned ideas or complete lack of reason. Flock voting is the most desirable type for the GOP and oligarchical business.

Education and reason will signal the eventual demise of the GOP and institutions who depend on flock voting to perpetuate the oligarchy that the United States of American became in the second millennium.

by Konundrummer April 29, 2012