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Triscuits 

new and exciting ghetto term that is the equivalent of other terms such as "true dat" or "trillz"

originated by Ourlow and Sayurah
"did you see that fight today? shit was intense!"

"yeah, triscuits!"
Triscuits by "Mr. K" November 3, 2009
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Triscuits 

Thermal clothing that are clad with a small square pattern of boxy indented air-pockets resmebling the same texture of Triscuit snacks.
"My triscuits keep me warm on the mountain when I go snow-boarding."
Triscuits by Matt Quillcup December 9, 2008

Holy Fluffy Triscuits 

What you say when you're displeased about something but in an office setting. The G rated version of "holy fuck".
"Holy fluffy triscuits, it's Gary Pooper again!"

triscshits 

Impossibly explosive and copious diarrhea that follows the consumption of an entire box of Triscuit, Nabisco's shredded wheat-based snack cracker.
"Man, I've been to the can five times today -- got the triscshits, and bad!"
"Yeah, that Rosemary and Olive Oil flavor will do it to ya."
triscshits by GovernorGeneral July 20, 2008

Triscuit race 

When a group of men stand in a circle and masturbate onto a Triscuit cracker placed in the middle of the circle. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the Triscuit cracker.
You should have seen the look on Tom's face when he realized he was the loser of the Triscuit race!
Triscuit race by bartfarkel March 14, 2008

Triscuit Boy 

A bland (usually) white boy with a personality of a wheat thin
Wow, Jake Paul and Logan Paul are Triscuit Boys.
Triscuit Boy by blissymissy September 27, 2017

limp triscuit 

A man who is older and cannot get an erection, has a soft penis called a limp triscuit
The old man had no Viagra and was left with an embarrassing limp triscuit while about to have sexual intercourse.
limp triscuit by Skyloo December 10, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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