Triscuits

new and exciting ghetto term that is the equivalent of other terms such as "true dat" or "trillz"

originated by Ourlow and Sayurah

"did you see that fight today? shit was intense!"

"yeah, triscuits!"

by "Mr. K" November 3, 2009

Triscuits

Thermal clothing that are clad with a small square pattern of boxy indented air-pockets resmebling the same texture of Triscuit snacks.

"My triscuits keep me warm on the mountain when I go snow-boarding."

by Matt Quillcup December 9, 2008

Holy Fluffy Triscuits

What you say when you're displeased about something but in an office setting. The G rated version of "holy fuck".

"Holy fluffy triscuits, it's Gary Pooper again!"

by MeganKarlNicholeHaley February 3, 2021

triscshits

Impossibly explosive and copious diarrhea that follows the consumption of an entire box of Triscuit, Nabisco's shredded wheat-based snack cracker.

"Man, I've been to the can five times today -- got the triscshits, and bad!"
"Yeah, that Rosemary and Olive Oil flavor will do it to ya."

by GovernorGeneral July 20, 2008

Triscuit race

When a group of men stand in a circle and masturbate onto a Triscuit cracker placed in the middle of the circle. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the Triscuit cracker.

You should have seen the look on Tom's face when he realized he was the loser of the Triscuit race!

by bartfarkel March 14, 2008

Triscuit Boy

A bland (usually) white boy with a personality of a wheat thin

Wow, Jake Paul and Logan Paul are Triscuit Boys.

by blissymissy September 27, 2017

limp triscuit

A man who is older and cannot get an erection, has a soft penis called a limp triscuit

The old man had no Viagra and was left with an embarrassing limp triscuit while about to have sexual intercourse.

by Skyloo December 10, 2016