tristcuits

used in game when people have derpy skins

lmao they are tristcuits SHSJSHSJJDHDKSJ

by hypixelllllllll June 13, 2020

Triscuit race

When a group of men stand in a circle and masturbate onto a Triscuit cracker placed in the middle of the circle. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the Triscuit cracker.

You should have seen the look on Tom's face when he realized he was the loser of the Triscuit race!

by bartfarkel March 14, 2008

Triscuit Boy

A bland (usually) white boy with a personality of a wheat thin

Wow, Jake Paul and Logan Paul are Triscuit Boys.

by blissymissy September 27, 2017

limp triscuit

A man who is older and cannot get an erection, has a soft penis called a limp triscuit

The old man had no Viagra and was left with an embarrassing limp triscuit while about to have sexual intercourse.

by Skyloo December 10, 2016

Dull Triscuit

Lame, boring like a plain Triscuit cracker.

Did you see what she's wearing? Girl is a dull Triscuit.

by Tk87 December 14, 2014

jizz triscuit

a person who sucks excessively, particularly on two or more levels. originates from the concept of a Triscuit cracker, which sucks already, (the first level of suckage) being jizzed on to add a second layer of nastiness.

this guy is ugly AND he smells like shit... what a jizz triscuit.

by FitzyFitzy October 21, 2005

Triscuit

Someone who specifically gives blumpkins.

A female or gay man that performs oral sex on a man while he is defecating.

"Dude, your sister is such a Triscuit."

"Haha good one man."
"No, for real, she gave Steve, Ryan, and John blumpkins last night."

by Triscuit_Lover October 9, 2010