An extreme sport first seen in the show Big Mouth for only the manliest of men. 3 or more males position themselves facing a common cracker. Everyone wanks at the same time and the last one to finish must eat the cracker with all other participants' semen covering said cracker.
by wordmanhandler December 09, 2019
response that a white boy can make when called a cracker that indicates to others he has a big penis.
by Jimbo May 05, 2004
Someone who specifically gives blumpkins.
A female or gay man that performs oral sex on a man while he is defecating.
A female or gay man that performs oral sex on a man while he is defecating.
"Dude, your sister is such a Triscuit."
"Haha good one man."
"No, for real, she gave Steve, Ryan, and John blumpkins last night."
"Haha good one man."
"No, for real, she gave Steve, Ryan, and John blumpkins last night."
by Triscuit_Lover October 08, 2010
by Trisc December 30, 2017
new and exciting ghetto term that is the equivalent of other terms such as "true dat" or "trillz"
originated by Ourlow and Sayurah
originated by Ourlow and Sayurah
by "Mr. K" November 04, 2009
by The White Hat April 12, 2003
A slang term referring to a particularly "square cracker." "Square" to mean their activities and social behaviors are stereotypical for caucasians and "cracker" being used in the same way as the slang term for a white person used commonly. Triscuits play everything by the book and are portrayed rather accurately by Dave Chappelle in his impressions of white people.
The new country club claims to have a diverse membership but when I set foot in the dining room it was practically a triscuit convention.
by bsmdm March 25, 2009