triscshits 

Impossibly explosive and copious diarrhea that follows the consumption of an entire box of Triscuit, Nabisco's shredded wheat-based snack cracker.

"Man, I've been to the can five times today -- got the triscshits, and bad!"
"Yeah, that Rosemary and Olive Oil flavor will do it to ya."

triscshits by GovernorGeneral July 20, 2008

Triscuits 

new and exciting ghetto term that is the equivalent of other terms such as "true dat" or "trillz"

originated by Ourlow and Sayurah

"did you see that fight today? shit was intense!"

"yeah, triscuits!"

Triscuits by "Mr. K" November 3, 2009

Triscuits 

Thermal clothing that are clad with a small square pattern of boxy indented air-pockets resmebling the same texture of Triscuit snacks.

"My triscuits keep me warm on the mountain when I go snow-boarding."

Triscuits by Matt Quillcup December 9, 2008

Holy Fluffy Triscuits 

What you say when you're displeased about something but in an office setting. The G rated version of "holy fuck".

"Holy fluffy triscuits, it's Gary Pooper again!"

Holy Fluffy Triscuits by MeganKarlNicholeHaley February 3, 2021