triatch

It's triple of what a biatch is.

Oh jeez, whatch that moutha facka triatch

by Boon May 13, 2005

William and Mary Triathlon

A tradition at William and Mary in which students go streaking in the Sunken Gardens (the central quad), go swimming in the Crim Dell (an algae-filled pond), and jump over the wall of the Governor's Palace (a building in Colonial Williamsburg) at night. Truly daring students do all of this naked.

Johnny: Dude, I saw you and your girlfriend naked in the Sunken Gardens last night!
Eric: Yeah man, we were doing the William and Mary Triathlon! Right after that, we went skinny-dipping in the Crim Dell!

by naked streaker May 31, 2018

tratchet

A combination of trashy and ratchet. Used for classless and vulgar individuals.

Person 1: Jake looked so tratchet the morning after. He still had cum on his hands.
Person 2: Oh my god right, he even licked it off when I pointed it out. Pure tratchetness.

by tratchet September 21, 2014

Spanish Triathlon

An athletic endurance competition for couples comprising of three consecutive events. The two participants usually engage in the first two events, drinking & eating simultaneously over lunch or dinner. This is always then followed by no less than 36 hours of nonstop sexual intercourse with only brief pauses for the periodic consumption of more food and drink.

Originally inspired by the legendary Ironman Triathlon held every year in Hawai'i consisting of a 2.4 mile (3.9 km) swim, 26.2 mile (42.2 km) marathon run and 112 mile (180 km) bike race. Its current usage however has come to be a reflection & demonstration of the legendary sexual prowess of the normal Hispanic male or female.

Joe: Hey Luis! Wanna come to the beach with us this weekend?
Luis: Sorry man, I'm preparing Allison for her first Spanish Triathlon beginning this Friday night.
Joe: Oh shit dude, you're a total fucking Ironman!
Luis: Please save it Joe, I'm just getting started. Just wait till I really decide to break her in half!

by Philolingua March 11, 2009

Tratchet

'Tratchet' is a combination of the words 'trash' and 'ratchet'. It can used to describe a situation, object, person, etc. as ghetto, broken, raggedy, annoying, messed up, and unattractive.

Example #1:
*Your teacher gave you a detention for cursing at another student*
You: "That's so tratchet! I didn't even do anything!"

Example#2:
*A girl in your grade got mad at you because you stepped on her dusty Air Forces*
Girl: "Ugh these were brand new!"
You: "Girl shut up nobody cares about your tratchet shoes!"

by QuirkyGurl06 April 3, 2022

triathlon

One of the best and most addicting forms of competition consisting of swimming, cycling, and running all at varying degrees of distances. Triathlon is not for the weak, for it puts the athlete in an undescribeable amount of pain, but when the race is over, you want to do it again. Anyone who downplays the difficulty of a triathlon or the classification of it as a sport should be beaten.

I did my first triathlon last summer, and I have since been addicted.

by nirvanarageatm December 12, 2004

triathlon

a modern endurance sport, consisting of swimming, cycling and running, in that order.

by Henri August 5, 2003