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trent tent

when a guy pops a boner while with other guys.
trent is a gay friend of mine
dude, bro, why are u popping a trent tent? u are with a bunch of guys!!!!
by solidsteel October 18, 2008
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Pocket Tent

A tent pitched by ones penis.
Pocket Tents vary in size depending on girth chub length and particular situation.
Dirty Mike: Yo I need a hand
The Boys: Dirty Mike...
Dirty Mike: Dude It's serious!
The Boys: If its your pocket tent You can forget about it

Dirty Mike: You got me! For reals though I'm fully torqued and need to go change.....
by Bigger Fish 2 Fry December 26, 2016
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Shit the Tent

Defecating inside your sleeping arrangement, accidentally or intentionally.
Mason woke up and realized he had soiled himself. After removing his shorts, stepping in them and stumbling around, he realized he had shit the tent and fled into the woods, completely naked.
by Atomics May 29, 2013
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Tent Pitcher

An adult search engine used for finding pornographic web sites, images and videos on the World Wide Web.
The wife's away, I think I'll go find some porn on Tent Pitcher.
by tomasina August 20, 2012
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Meat tent

Took her out back behind the bushes and pounded her meat tent in
by King Richard July 11, 2016
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shit tent

A tent nominated by a group of campers for the sole purpose of pissing and shitting directly into it.
When one needs to shit, the usual procedure is to squat inside the tent with only your head sticking out the tent entrance (to avoid some of the smell). The person then proceeds to relieve themselves onto the tent floor.
Shit tents are usually erected out of convenience, due to a lack of proximity between the campsite and the nearest usable toilets.
After the group has finished camping, shit tents are sometimes burned down, causing an unimaginable stench.
Shit tents are often seen at UK festivals, much to the indignation of the poor cunts who have to clean it up afterwards.
"What's that smell?"
"Urgh, looks like those guys down there have set themselves up a shit tent"
by kzm193 May 27, 2019
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Soaking Tent

When a guy cums before he even removes any clothing, thus rendering him with a "soaking tent"
Ben: I'm so content

Jayne: Don't get too content

(30 seconds later)

Ben: Can you excuse me, I need to use the bathroom. It appears that I have pitched a soaking tent
by gonzo89cb September 19, 2009
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