trent tent 

when a guy pops a boner while with other guys.
trent is a gay friend of mine

dude, bro, why are u popping a trent tent? u are with a bunch of guys!!!!

trent tent by solidsteel October 18, 2008

Pocket Tent 

A tent pitched by ones penis.
Pocket Tents vary in size depending on girth chub length and particular situation.

Dirty Mike: Yo I need a hand
The Boys: Dirty Mike...
Dirty Mike: Dude It's serious!
The Boys: If its your pocket tent You can forget about it

Dirty Mike: You got me! For reals though I'm fully torqued and need to go change.....

Pocket Tent by Bigger Fish 2 Fry December 26, 2016

Shit the Tent 

Defecating inside your sleeping arrangement, accidentally or intentionally.

Mason woke up and realized he had soiled himself. After removing his shorts, stepping in them and stumbling around, he realized he had shit the tent and fled into the woods, completely naked.

Shit the Tent by Atomics May 29, 2013

Tent Pitcher 

An adult search engine used for finding pornographic web sites, images and videos on the World Wide Web.

The wife's away, I think I'll go find some porn on Tent Pitcher.

Tent Pitcher by tomasina August 20, 2012

Meat tent 

A woman's fuck hole

Took her out back behind the bushes and pounded her meat tent in

Meat tent by King Richard July 11, 2016

shit tent

A tent nominated by a group of campers for the sole purpose of pissing and shitting directly into it.
When one needs to shit, the usual procedure is to squat inside the tent with only your head sticking out the tent entrance (to avoid some of the smell). The person then proceeds to relieve themselves onto the tent floor.
Shit tents are usually erected out of convenience, due to a lack of proximity between the campsite and the nearest usable toilets.
After the group has finished camping, shit tents are sometimes burned down, causing an unimaginable stench.
Shit tents are often seen at UK festivals, much to the indignation of the poor cunts who have to clean it up afterwards.

"What's that smell?"
"Urgh, looks like those guys down there have set themselves up a shit tent"

shit tent by kzm193 May 27, 2019

Soaking Tent 

When a guy cums before he even removes any clothing, thus rendering him with a "soaking tent"

Ben: I'm so content

Jayne: Don't get too content

(30 seconds later)

Ben: Can you excuse me, I need to use the bathroom. It appears that I have pitched a soaking tent

Soaking Tent by gonzo89cb September 19, 2009