tree horny

conscious of the environment, attracted to plants.

The flowers were watered by those tree horny charity workers.

by partyparrot April 21, 2020

Tree Horn Worshipper

Slang for a Lignadoratist, someone who worships the knots on trees as their Gods. They practice their religion, titled "Lignadoratism", by surrounding themselves in tree heavy areas and holding on to as many knots on the trunks of said trees at once, while pouring all their feelings and worries into the trees. They believe that by doing this, the trees will relieve them and lead them to a less stressful lifestyle.

Tree Horn Worshippers tend to be partial to large trees such as oaks and maples. They prefer these because apparently the larger the tree knot they hold onto, the stronger the connection is. However, Lignadoratists still enjoy and worship all knots on the trunks of trees, including spruce, pine, and cherry.

Please make note that those who practice Lignadoratism do not worship knots on the trunks of elephants, such as tumors or cysts.

Dude, don't hang out with her, I've heard she's a total tree horn worshipper.

by treehornworshipper December 28, 2011

jackie treehorn

To draw something accurately in drawsomething, then very slowly erase it and replace with a picture similar to Jackie Treehorn's sketch in The Big Lebowski. Ideally your opponent will guess your drawing and, while feeling victorious, will be presented with a picture of a man with his large dick and balls.

What? I swear it was a church. I just got jackie treehorned.

by uxjackson September 16, 2012

treehorned

When a guy gets horned and wants to stop so he find a tree with a hole and starts beating

Dude I treehorned yesterday and it hurt so badly

by Jchiro89 December 28, 2018

treehorned

When a guy is getting horned and wants to stop it so he goes to a tree that has a hole in it and starts to beat his meat hard

Dude I treehorned really hard

by Jchiro89 December 28, 2018

Treehorner

An advocate for preserving forestry because of their belief that if left unchecked companies will cut down every tree on earth if it is profitable to do so and will make earth uninhabitable by depleting oxygen levels so low only the ultra wealthy will die and the rich will leave for a planet with trees, they also think bushes, wild grasses, residential lawns, Wimbledons courts, weeds(THC producing plants are exempt as most used for recreational use are from plants grown indoors and moving science forward by investing in renewable energy research as part of the business model)strawberry fields, genital areas do not need to be slashed and burned just monitoring that access to areas is accessible worked for thousands of years.

That treehorner was trying to stop a bush from being dug up on Tuesday, then Wednesday it refuses to leave a field that was going to have a control burn, Thursday a tree that is the only tree that needs to be removed before construction of a new Big Ballpit Battleroom, and Friday the treehorner was at Dirty Dale's Downtown Cabaret talking to strippers all day about bringing back the bush, the stubble bubble is about to crumble, if you stay there will be trouble and if you stumble and mumble the trouble will double and you will be about as cool as Bryant Gumbel. This is easy, it's the opposite of trying to explain what being humble is to President Dumbell that would not be able to be done 2 hour episode of Colombo because he'd start tellin the story about the time he stopped at an Iowan gas station for candy and he asks the young girl working Ok where do I cum and where do I Go! No, Secret Service would get mad, I got a nice bus and ppv for that....Did you see that treehugger came down out of that tree in Montana after 299 days, treehorner has adhd and the treehugger can go into a breathing coma like a turtle in Manitoba. Canada has turtles? They have to have a couple, didn't Claude lemieux play for the Jets? No.....Devils....

by SenorSauce April 19, 2025

Shanky Treehorn

A sexual act so vile and aggressive, that no parties survive.

the shanky treehorn is an extreme sexual activity.

by scott realname April 12, 2013