MDB is the universal warning acronym for a guy to alert another person that they may be close to engaging in a first time sexual encounter with that they have larger than average genitalia dimensions. MDB stands for "My Dick Big", which covers up to 10 inches, anything over ten and MDH, My Dick Huge, should be used as there is a big difference between a 7 inch one and a 10 and a half inch. Just think of a size 10 shoe and a size 13, or a size medium shirt and an XXL. Sometimes the acronym UDB, U Dick Big?, may be used proactively in which case the acronym, LGFO(Let's Go Find Out) can be used.
I just thought I should give you a heads up just in case you decide that you want to have sex with me. MDB..... "UDB?" Yep, MDB. "Not UDH?" No, no, not huge, just MDB.
by SenorSauce February 17, 2025
Sacrete is the sweat that a nutsack produces as one of the top excretors of the Excretory System.(Feet and nutsacks combine to do 70% of the daily sweat secretion the human body needs to do to survive.)
I can't believe he wore white pants on a day as hot as this when he knew we'd be outside most of the day and his balls were going to sacrete heavily considering his balls would sacrete if he was stuck in a meat locker all day long.
by SenorSauce December 13, 2021
A Rescuedawg is a person you can hire to accompany a group of travelers in cities like Bangkok to keep a member from the group from hooking up with a female impersonator that does not want to engage in such activity. Rescuedawg's are also used by groups on vacation in Nicaragua to spot any girls that may be trying to engage a member of the group but might be under the age of 14 which is the legal age to be a prostitute in Nicaragua.
I think we should get a Rescuedawg to go out with us tonight so we can enjoy ourselves and not be worried if a girl is not legal because I don't want to spend 5 years in a Nicaraguan prison because we were too cheap to get a Rescuedawg and I made a bad decision.
by SenorSauce May 13, 2024
Why does it seem like a Daggle of Doug's only has to cross the street when I'm late for my meeting with my probation officer?
by SenorSauce March 08, 2023
An employment classification for people who earn money asking strangers if they can have some of their money because they don't have any but are willing to stand outside with a cardboard sign for a few hours a day to get strangers to give them this money. They don't pay any income taxes on the money they are given but will steal less than the person unwilling to work at all which is better for the overall economy.
The unemployment rate is at a 30 year high of 17% but that number might be a little misleading because it is estimated that 3%(+/- 2.5% ) of those unemployed are estimated to be "bumemployed" which is not officially recognized by any government agency but is calculated by independent groups that are either pro or anti panhandlers and drive around and count them.
by SenorSauce January 18, 2024
An unidentified man on a dance floor that is spinning out of control and taking anything out in his path and then exits the dance floor on the other side and disappears.
What happened to you? "I was at the club last night and a John Donado came out of nowhere and sent a skinny girl flying heels first into my face."
by SenorSauce March 02, 2023
An advocate for preserving forestry because of their belief that if left unchecked companies will cut down every tree on earth if it is profitable to do so and will make earth uninhabitable by depleting oxygen levels so low only the ultra wealthy will die and the rich will leave for a planet with trees, they also think bushes, wild grasses, residential lawns, Wimbledons courts, weeds(THC producing plants are exempt as most used for recreational use are from plants grown indoors and moving science forward by investing in renewable energy research as part of the business model)strawberry fields, genital areas do not need to be slashed and burned just monitoring that access to areas is accessible worked for thousands of years.
That treehorner was trying to stop a bush from being dug up on Tuesday, then Wednesday it refuses to leave a field that was going to have a control burn, Thursday a tree that is the only tree that needs to be removed before construction of a new Big Ballpit Battleroom, and Friday the treehorner was at Dirty Dale's Downtown Cabaret talking to strippers all day about bringing back the bush, the stubble bubble is about to crumble, if you stay there will be trouble and if you stumble and mumble the trouble will double and you will be about as cool as Bryant Gumbel. This is easy, it's the opposite of trying to explain what being humble is to President Dumbell that would not be able to be done 2 hour episode of Colombo because he'd start tellin the story about the time he stopped at an Iowan gas station for candy and he asks the young girl working Ok where do I cum and where do I Go! No, Secret Service would get mad, I got a nice bus and ppv for that....Did you see that treehugger came down out of that tree in Montana after 299 days, treehorner has adhd and the treehugger can go into a breathing coma like a turtle in Manitoba. Canada has turtles? They have to have a couple, didn't Claude lemieux play for the Jets? No.....Devils....
by SenorSauce April 19, 2025