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An employment classification for people who earn money asking strangers if they can have some of their money because they don't have any but are willing to stand outside with a cardboard sign for a few hours a day to get strangers to give them this money. They don't pay any income taxes on the money they are given but will steal less than the person unwilling to work at all which is better for the overall economy.
The unemployment rate is at a 30 year high of 17% but that number might be a little misleading because it is estimated that 3%(+/- 2.5% ) of those unemployed are estimated to be "bumemployed" which is not officially recognized by any government agency but is calculated by independent groups that are either pro or anti panhandlers and drive around and count them.
by SenorSauce January 18, 2024
Get the bumemployed mug.An online series of talks from the basement of a pawn shop. Past topics have included the pros and cons of having a gimp, motorcycles, and stories of being a security guard. The audience always includes the pawn shop owner, a couple of guys with ball gags in their mouths, and a gimp.
You should watch the latest Zed Talks about the pros and cons of owning a gimp, it might not be as great as you think it will be Mr. Pink.
by SenorSauce January 18, 2024
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The annual Be-wopdoo-boparooza 3 day festival in Romulus attracts people and Be-wopdoo-bop bands from as far away as Toronto and has been headlined by Styx for 9 years in a row even though they play to an Applebee's happy hour type crowd they play the first night and are all gone by 10 am on day two.
by SenorSauce February 2, 2024
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by SenorSauce January 14, 2022
Get the Benderdundat mug.Sacrete is the sweat that a nutsack produces as one of the top excretors of the Excretory System.(Feet and nutsacks combine to do 70% of the daily sweat secretion the human body needs to do to survive.)
I can't believe he wore white pants on a day as hot as this when he knew we'd be outside most of the day and his balls were going to sacrete heavily considering his balls would sacrete if he was stuck in a meat locker all day long.
by SenorSauce December 13, 2021
Get the Sacrete mug.A Werd is when you are walking along in the woods enjoying nature and you feel a terd coming out and you can't stop it so you have to take a Werd, you have no choice.
by SenorSauce December 13, 2021
Get the Werd mug.A Mitchnutro is an ejaculation from a male penis that is equal to or greater than 2 fluid ounces(59ml) in volume.
Next time you decide to mitchnutro on me could you aim for my chest instead of my eyes? Is it in my hair? It is isn't it? You mitchnutro'd in my hair that I just had styled 3 hours ago, next time your jacking off an hour before we have sex. Nobody can mitchnutro twice in a day can they?
by SenorSauce April 23, 2021
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