An unidentified man on a dance floor that is spinning out of control and taking anything out in his path and then exits the dance floor on the other side and disappears.
What happened to you? "I was at the club last night and a John Donado came out of nowhere and sent a skinny girl flying heels first into my face."
by SenorSauce March 02, 2023
A Mitchnutro is an ejaculation from a male penis that is equal to or greater than 2 fluid ounces(59ml) in volume.
Next time you decide to mitchnutro on me could you aim for my chest instead of my eyes? Is it in my hair? It is isn't it? You mitchnutro'd in my hair that I just had styled 3 hours ago, next time your jacking off an hour before we have sex. Nobody can mitchnutro twice in a day can they?
by SenorSauce April 23, 2021
Did she find out about you being In-Fidelity when she went home to Saskatoon for the weekend? "No, and she won't know that I was In-Fidelity unless you or I tell her. Fidelity doesn't remember anything from that night after she was kicked out of Club Shamalamadingdong." Oh, I don't know nothing about anything, but I might have told Myles. See ya!
by SenorSauce September 10, 2024
A polite and quick response to someone asking you if you'd like to go with them to the local botanical garden.
by SenorSauce January 14, 2022
A Rescuedawg is a person you can hire to accompany a group of travelers in cities like Bangkok to keep a member from the group from hooking up with a female impersonator that does not want to engage in such activity. Rescuedawg's are also used by groups on vacation in Nicaragua to spot any girls that may be trying to engage a member of the group but might be under the age of 14 which is the legal age to be a prostitute in Nicaragua.
I think we should get a Rescuedawg to go out with us tonight so we can enjoy ourselves and not be worried if a girl is not legal because I don't want to spend 5 years in a Nicaraguan prison because we were too cheap to get a Rescuedawg and I made a bad decision.
by SenorSauce May 13, 2024
An employment classification for people who earn money asking strangers if they can have some of their money because they don't have any but are willing to stand outside with a cardboard sign for a few hours a day to get strangers to give them this money. They don't pay any income taxes on the money they are given but will steal less than the person unwilling to work at all which is better for the overall economy.
The unemployment rate is at a 30 year high of 17% but that number might be a little misleading because it is estimated that 3%(+/- 2.5% ) of those unemployed are estimated to be "bumemployed" which is not officially recognized by any government agency but is calculated by independent groups that are either pro or anti panhandlers and drive around and count them.
by SenorSauce January 18, 2024
An online series of talks from the basement of a pawn shop. Past topics have included the pros and cons of having a gimp, motorcycles, and stories of being a security guard. The audience always includes the pawn shop owner, a couple of guys with ball gags in their mouths, and a gimp.
You should watch the latest Zed Talks about the pros and cons of owning a gimp, it might not be as great as you think it will be Mr. Pink.
by SenorSauce January 18, 2024