Treehorner 

An advocate for preserving forestry because of their belief that if left unchecked companies will cut down every tree on earth if it is profitable to do so and will make earth uninhabitable by depleting oxygen levels so low only the ultra wealthy will die and the rich will leave for a planet with trees, they also think bushes, wild grasses, residential lawns, Wimbledons courts, weeds(THC producing plants are exempt as most used for recreational use are from plants grown indoors and moving science forward by investing in renewable energy research as part of the business model)strawberry fields, genital areas do not need to be slashed and burned just monitoring that access to areas is accessible worked for thousands of years.

That treehorner was trying to stop a bush from being dug up on Tuesday, then Wednesday it refuses to leave a field that was going to have a control burn, Thursday a tree that is the only tree that needs to be removed before construction of a new Big Ballpit Battleroom, and Friday the treehorner was at Dirty Dale's Downtown Cabaret talking to strippers all day about bringing back the bush, the stubble bubble is about to crumble, if you stay there will be trouble and if you stumble and mumble the trouble will double and you will be about as cool as Bryant Gumbel. This is easy, it's the opposite of trying to explain what being humble is to President Dumbell that would not be able to be done 2 hour episode of Colombo because he'd start tellin the story about the time he stopped at an Iowan gas station for candy and he asks the young girl working Ok where do I cum and where do I Go! No, Secret Service would get mad, I got a nice bus and ppv for that....Did you see that treehugger came down out of that tree in Montana after 299 days, treehorner has adhd and the treehugger can go into a breathing coma like a turtle in Manitoba. Canada has turtles? They have to have a couple, didn't Claude lemieux play for the Jets? No.....Devils....

Treehorner by SenorSauce April 19, 2025

jackie treehorn 

To draw something accurately in drawsomething, then very slowly erase it and replace with a picture similar to Jackie Treehorn's sketch in The Big Lebowski. Ideally your opponent will guess your drawing and, while feeling victorious, will be presented with a picture of a man with his large dick and balls.

What? I swear it was a church. I just got jackie treehorned.

jackie treehorn by uxjackson September 16, 2012

treehorned 

When a guy gets horned and wants to stop so he find a tree with a hole and starts beating

Dude I treehorned yesterday and it hurt so badly

treehorned by Jchiro89 December 28, 2018

treehorned 

When a guy is getting horned and wants to stop it so he goes to a tree that has a hole in it and starts to beat his meat hard

Dude I treehorned really hard

treehorned by Jchiro89 December 28, 2018

treehooker 

Someone who is stupid and dumb, like a monkey, shows off their goodies, like a monkey in a tree and hooks for money by giving away their monkey parts.

I don't believe Heather was all over that guy and gave it up last night, she is such a treehooker!

treehooker by Toni K October 27, 2007

Treeharne 

A person who is really sporty and very good looking

You were like a Treeharne

Treeharne by boyboy222 May 17, 2012

Shanky Treehorn 

A sexual act so vile and aggressive, that no parties survive.

the shanky treehorn is an extreme sexual activity.

Shanky Treehorn by scott realname April 12, 2013