An advocate for preserving forestry because of their belief that if left unchecked companies will cut down every tree on earth if it is profitable to do so and will make earth uninhabitable by depleting oxygen levels so low only the ultra wealthy will die and the rich will leave for a planet with trees, they also think bushes, wild grasses, residential lawns, Wimbledons courts, weeds(THC producing plants are exempt as most used for recreational use are from plants grown indoors and moving science forward by investing in renewable energy research as part of the business model)strawberry fields, genital areas do not need to be slashed and burned just monitoring that access to areas is accessible worked for thousands of years.
That treehorner was trying to stop a bush from being dug up on Tuesday, then Wednesday it refuses to leave a field that was going to have a control burn, Thursday a tree that is the only tree that needs to be removed before construction of a new Big Ballpit Battleroom, and Friday the treehorner was at Dirty Dale's Downtown Cabaret talking to strippers all day about bringing back the bush, the stubble bubble is about to crumble, if you stay there will be trouble and if you stumble and mumble the trouble will double and you will be about as cool as Bryant Gumbel. This is easy, it's the opposite of trying to explain what being humble is to President Dumbell that would not be able to be done 2 hour episode of Colombo because he'd start tellin the story about the time he stopped at an Iowan gas station for candy and he asks the young girl working Ok where do I cum and where do I Go! No, Secret Service would get mad, I got a nice bus and ppv for that....Did you see that treehugger came down out of that tree in Montana after 299 days, treehorner has adhd and the treehugger can go into a breathing coma like a turtle in Manitoba. Canada has turtles? They have to have a couple, didn't Claude lemieux play for the Jets? No.....Devils....
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