Definitions by partyparrot

tree horny 

conscious of the environment, attracted to plants.

The flowers were watered by those tree horny charity workers.

tree horny by partyparrot April 21, 2020

Mindfit 

When your brain spontaneously conjures a scarring scenario, usually involving you or loved ones dying horrible deaths.

Brain: What if a bear burst into your house and ate your mother and your dog
"SHUT UP BRAIN I DON'T NEED A MINDFIT RIGHT NOW"

Mindfit by partyparrot August 31, 2018