2 definitions by partyparrot

Mindfit

When your brain spontaneously conjures a scarring scenario, usually involving you or loved ones dying horrible deaths.

Brain: What if a bear burst into your house and ate your mother and your dog
"SHUT UP BRAIN I DON'T NEED A MINDFIT RIGHT NOW"

by partyparrot August 31, 2018

tree horny

conscious of the environment, attracted to plants.

The flowers were watered by those tree horny charity workers.

by partyparrot April 21, 2020