The
act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones
bum cheeks or
crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.
Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was
Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)
"I am the
Mother Swiper! You have recieved the
pooey transaction!"
"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh
yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"