transaction

The sex you get from a crossdresser.

Man, that girl I met at the bar last night was really a dude. It's okay, I got me some sweet transaction.

by JL Patrick April 7, 2008

Transaction

A drug deal.
It could be both ways, you supplying the drug for money or you buying the drug.

Man, I need to make another transaction. I really need this dough!

Fuck broski, I wanna blow! I wanna get high! Let's go make a transaction.

by C-Los! December 23, 2008

Transaction

To mimic the swiping gesture of a cedit card with an iPhone 4 between the butt cheeks of one's girlfriend

A transaction opportunity is presented when tight workout pants, pajamas or the like are worn, creating a clear casm between the two butt cheeks.

V. Peter made a transaction when Beth washed her face before bed.

by chmpnstyle January 26, 2011

Transaction

Transaction is a subtle way of saying “I have to take a shit.” Transaction is a verb.

I need to take a transaction, I will be back in 10 minutes.

by Sandy’s Mom September 29, 2023

Transaction Zone

The 5 foot radius around a debit machine or bank machine - to allow privacty when using your P.I.N. number.

Stay out of the transaction zone while I get cash from the bank machine.

by sarsfieldk March 20, 2011

transaction pending

A) Often used to help adjust behaviour. Not said verbally but in text.
2.) after purchasing something you may see "transaction pending" on the register

A) Hey bro can I drink some of your vodka
B) Hell no thats mine
A) Transaction Pending. ...

by breadnbetter December 11, 2016

Pooey Transaction

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)

"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"

by Terry Balls January 14, 2008