The act of leaving the stall you just took a dump in to find a stall that actually contains toilet paper. Usually involves shuffling with pants around your ankles and sneaky looks around corners to make sure no one is watching you.
Dave, tell your mom I am really sorry. I transpooted to every bathroom in the house without any luck, so I wiped my arse on your bedroom curtains...
by Mark Brooke March 23, 2005
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