transapans

A transapans is someone who is both transsexual and pansexual

That thing over there is a transapans

by Myfirstandonlyword February 27, 2018

transpants

Pants designed for the female figure that add the illusion of an engorged penis upon sitting down.

I forgot why I never wear these pants until I sat down, now I remember they're transpants that make me look like I have a girl-boner.

by MomFatale May 20, 2012

transapathetic

Don't care. Leave me alone.

Not against you, but not interested in hearing about it. Not gonna do or wish you any harm, but also not gonna change my language or behavior. No need to.

Do what you want. Wear a dress. Don't wear a dress. Change your name or don't. Prefer to be called she, or he, or xe. I don't care and I won't interfere, but I won't participate either.

I'll call you what seems to fit. If you look like a woman, I'll probably refer to you as she. I WILL assume your gender like I have ALWAYS done for EVERYONE else. You get NO special treatment.

You're on your own. I'm not your enemy and I'm not your friend. I simply don't give a shit about you. I'm transapathetic.

And if you call me transphobic, I don't care. See how that works?

Im not transphobic, im transapathetic.

by OK010 September 9, 2018

transponster

Originating on a "Friends" episode, Rachel incorrectly names Chandler's data processing job as a "transponster". Transponster is now commonly used to describe an office job not clearly defined as one role/responsibility, but a combination of data entry and analysis. This sort of role is difficult for the employee to describe to friends or family, often sounding boring, confusing or both to those outside the office environment.

Working in the revenue department of a hotel, the e-commerce specialist is often found performing a number of tasks outside of "e-commerce". These tasks can include forecasting, reporting, data entry and analysis, along with a monotony of other day-to-day tasks. Not easily defined, she is commonly referred to as a "transponster" by friends and coworkers.

by Sara Jameson April 22, 2007

transpantshydration

1.) The act of distantial pants orgasm, forcibly making one's pants wet from a distance through the use of arousing language, excellent linguistic mastery, or waterballoons.

2.)Jonas brothers makes teenage girls's pants wet

v. transpantshydrate (ed)(ing)
n. transpantshydration
adv. transpantshydratingly

- Alec underwent transpantshydration after watching a documentary on red-shouldered eagl hawks.

1.) When engaged in an internet conversation, Alec transpantshydrated (past tense) Justin by manipulating words in an explicitly arousing way.

2.)That kevin jonas character sure does know how to transpantshydrate me

3.) Thats so transpantshydratingly cool!

by Dr. Jones and Mr. Wuggles February 27, 2009

Transponster

statistical analysis and data reconfiguration Chandler’s first job on friends. Chandler, Monica, Rachel, and joey playing a game for who gets the big apartment. Team: Monica and Rachel, were asked what Chandler’s job was. Rachel blurted out: transponster

Chandler, Monica, Rachel, and joey playing a game for who gets the big apartment.

Host: What is Chandler’s job
Monica: uhhh, something with transponding

No one:
Rachel: OHHH OHOH OH OH A TRANSPONSTER!?
Chandler: No! It’s statistical analysis and data reconfiguration!

by Bananangle April 14, 2019

Transpan

When you wake up as a transgender one day and gay the other day or lesbian on the third day.

I have been living as my life as a transpan this month and it has been amazing

by Sayant February 21, 2023