toyotarou

a motherfucker how does the art of dragon ball super, makes the manga busy, uses the same damn pose everytime, and sometimes copys other things and post it to twitter

What Akira said to Toyotarou
Akira: Less is More
Toyotarou: I'll keep that inmind
(spoilers!!! he doesnt)

by AYO SUCK MY DICK NIGGABTW BLCK September 10, 2021

toyobaru

A combination name of Toyota and Subaru; a nickname used to refer to both the Toyota 86 GT and Subaru BRZ cars as both share a similar design and specification. The original Toyota chassis is powered by a Subaru flat 4 boxer engine through a partnership, which reasons why both cars are alike.

"Those Toyobaru twins look great."
"But what about the Scion FR-S?"
"We do not talk about that mistake you uncultured American swine."

by Normalaatsra October 17, 2015

Toyotadope

A toyotadope is a person who recurrently exhibits very poor driving ability and judgement in a passive manner. In contrast to the poor aggressive driving characteristics ov the typical Mustang or entry level BMW driver, the road manner ov the toyotadope is halcyon under the delusion that they are operating in a safe manner. Although the disease may afflict owners ov other marques, the uncanny commonality ov symptoms apparent in drivers ov non-sporting Toyota and Lexus automobiles warrants the appellative designation ov Toyotadope. Symptoms ov the disease include driving well under the speed limit, taking an excessive length ov time to execute a turn, failure to drive after a traffic light turns green, stopping as soon as a light turns yellow, swerving all over their lane without drug inebriation, randomly stopping without triggering their hazard lights, and stopping when the adjacent traffic has a stop sign and the toyotadope does not. Although the toyotadope may believe that they are driving in a safe manner, their behavior clearly increases the level ov hazard by clogging up the sensical and consensual flow ov traffic. The proliferation ov toyotadopes can be viewed as a plague or scourge ov the roadways, and trepidation must be taken while operating a vehicle in vicinity to them. It must also be noted from quantitative observation that the most common type ov person afflicted with the disease is a young to middle aged female with leftist political ideologies.

I'm sorry that your pizza is late sir. I was stuck behind a toyotadope for most ov the way here.

by Puddles the Seal January 3, 2019

toyotaholic

An untreatable disease that effects the age group 16-35 (primarily males), that causes them to uncontrollably spend mass amounts of money on 25+ year old, raisinbodied Toyota’s. Will sometimes make rash dictions to pay for their addictions : Ex. Not pay rent, steal home appliance to sell for money, sell there body on the corner).. In rare cases these people will be financially stable enough to spend their money on Toyota’s.. in these cases they are still looked down on by the general public as being childish. If you ever come into conversation with one you will know, as the only thing they know how to talk about is their most current Toyota build.

Marcy: hey Stephanie how’s your son doing?
Stephanie: he’s not doing well, he’s living on the streets and selling his body to pay for his Toyota. The doctors call him a toyotaholic

At a party

Tom: has anyone herd from brad why isn’t he here hanging out? It’s Bobbies 21st birthday???!
Toms friend: he’s a Toyotaholic, every day he works on his crap box Toyota.. he never comes out to hangout

by Young toyotoholic June 1, 2019

Toyotanoia

After the massive Toyota recall of 2010 to solve the "gas pedal gets stuck in the accelaration mode" issue, also known as "the hugest blow to the nuts that Toyota has ever experienced", Toyotanoia is the state of constantly being wary of an impending crash with an oncoming Toyota.

(Looking in the rearview mirror at a stoplight)
Driver: Oh no! That Toyota is approaching WAY too quickly
Passenger: Stop your Toyotanoia. He's totally stopping.

by Queen of Couth March 4, 2010

tooterous

It is a uterus that connects to the anal cavity instead of the vagina.

Donald Trump must be cramping with his tooterous.

by Rickdiculious June 30, 2017