townsand 

a guy with a fucking huge forehead that looks like an egg

That guy has a townsand

townsand by mom milks August 1, 2022

Ava Townsend 

A tik tok thot likes by many boys however a boy with a large dick who is her friend named Millen finds her very lesbian at times and sees right through her to her mum, Debbie Townsend, who he gets huge boners for. Ava Townsend has a ex named Lucas Walker and sucks off her other dutch Mexican friend, Maarten. If you ever meet her you should know she has 50 layers of makeup on and one lair of plain Mexican Sperm.

Ava Townsend: Let me suck your fat large dick
Maarten: Sure ting
Millen: Just clean up when you're done guys...
Maarten: After this ima go gay and fuck one of ur friends Millen
Millen: I know where my dads gun is
Maarten: k...i wont do anything I swear
Ava: let me suck ur cock now
Maarten: Lets start bby ;)
Millen: I have free v bucks
*Maarten leaves slapping Ava on the face with his wet cock*
Ava ends up in situations where she is constantly dumped after getting fucked.

Ava Townsend by M3LOMemzos March 23, 2019

Devin Townsend 

Lead singer of Strapping Young Lad. Also sings really fucking hard.

Devin Townsend once sang so hard he blacked out and shit his pants.

Devin Townsend by TheSeventhSymbol November 12, 2005

townsend harris 

a high school in Flushing, Queens where the best students in the city go. Mostly Asians, but there are some others. Once the students get there, they are bombarded by homework and classwork and collaterals that take forever to complete. Even in 9th grade they are given college textbooks to read and expected to do insane amounts of work. Mostly girls. Better than stuyvesant or bronx science.

Side effects of going to thhs: insomnia, spinal problems, burned out brain, and insanity from stress.

*phone rings*

Friend: Hey Amanda, hows it going

Harrisite: Can't, gotta, study, TEST!!!!

*hangs up phone*

(The average social life of a townsend harris student)

townsend harris by Actual Harrisite December 26, 2011

Townsend Harris High School

An extremely competitive high school focused on humanities in Flushing, Queens, and is labeled as one of the "top high schools" in the city. It's got high SAT scores by students, a 100% graduation rate most years, and near perfect passing rates of state tests.

It's difficult to get in; an incoming student needs excellent grades. It's difficult to even BE in the school, as the workload is insane. A student's classes are all honors and APs, and additional projects called "collaterals" are added to the curriculum. The physical education program is also rigorous.

The most common complaint by attending students is stress from overwork. Another complaint is a suffering social life, or perceived lack thereof.

It is said that a 90 in THHS is worth a 95 in most public schools. Is that supposed to make us happy?

Child: I wanna go to Townsend Harris High School! I'm going to study like fuck!

Harrisite: How bout you just enjoy your youth?

Townsend Harris High School by The Anonymous Person. June 18, 2008

jayden townsend 

a rasicst who enjoys marching with 'hitler youth' every friday night. and cross burns every sunday.

saul: hi jayden, what are you doing this week?

jayden townsend: killing people of a different skin tone as me.

jayden townsend by sauliscool2010 October 7, 2011

Andrew Townsend 

a andrew townsend also known as gandi a important aspect of this mythical being is he doesn't go outside, in ancient texts known as the siege custom game chat it depicts an ancient being pondering the thought of what a blade of grass fells like.

Another important aspect of this legendary creature is that it has only been seen once through a a pixel frame gap of a window he can some times be spotted in blenheim bleaching the porch.

The most important thing about this wonderous spectacle is that on one fateful day said to be a day when there was a god born amongst men the greatest thing a man has ever witnessed was created the gandis gambit there has only been one sighting of this ethereal event and it was witnessed by kallum chesters and lewis gallimore they say it changed there lives and gave them god like rocket league powers.

lewis: kallum are you looking at the same thing as me

kallum: oh my god lewis

lewis: what should we call it
kallum: the andrew townsend
lewis: no not epic enough

kallum: how about gandis gambit

lewis: that is it me friend

Andrew Townsend by muph September 3, 2021