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Somerset slang.
The opposite of a millward.
A true hero.
"Wow, 18 pints of rough cider! He's some sort of Townsend!"
by Friends of Millward June 06, 2005
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To vomit very early in an evening out
"She went out for anall night sesiion but Townsended on his shoes at just 8 o'clock."
by King Pod January 11, 2008
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A real bullshitter. Takes no shame in being caught out and likes to make up the most pointless of lies.
"This guy at the pub tried to tell me he downed a litre of vodka to impress a woman, he was a real townsend!"
by PersuasiveOwl420 December 05, 2017
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In Guelph the Townsend's and the Trento's are good friends they bail each other out of jail and share same cell sometimes Townsend's steal cars and usually do alott of drugs and are very smart they have the ability to escape from jail.
Hey Townsend how do you escape from jail?
by Tyler Townsend November 11, 2007
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v. to leave a hangout spot at approximately 11:00 pm to "study"...also to leave friends when the mood becomes uncomfortable, sexual, or tense.

n. any male not interested in the female sex

v. to have a large obsession with Chuck Norris and Tom Selleck
Dude, way to townsend out on us last night during the movie...

Dude, he doesnt think she is hott, he must be a townsend!

by Thunder Johnson April 30, 2006
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A person, typically someone older, that loves a sports team that hasn’t been relevant for years but still thinks they are the best team of all time.
God there goes Townsend again with the redwings. He keeps talking about how good they WERE. Ugh. Let’s leave.
by Walker00791 August 01, 2018
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A Townsend is typically a social pariah, with no self respect or decency. They usually have a tendency to steal and lie to anybody they ever meet, They are also of an extremely low intelligence including self esteem which is probably from the parents pushing them to be the "don" as a small child, when in reality a Townsend just cant. To summarise a person who is a Townsend is a complete goon who is literally to stupid to ever function in day to day life.
Person 1: That dude has no dignity what so ever
Person 2: True, he's such a townsend!
by MrBud November 04, 2011
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