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Somerset slang.
The opposite of a millward.
A true hero.
"Wow, 18 pints of rough cider! He's some sort of Townsend!"
by Friends of Millward June 06, 2005
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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Is a very good looking guy he acts like he's not good enough.He is very kind , sometimes shy and very loving and caring.He loves Tacos and all food. He's very smart guy.He is a good athlete with a lot of friends . He enjoys hanging out with them especially his Mexican friends. If you have a Townsend in your life you are very lucky
Townsend is very nice
by celerylover123 September 10, 2019
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A person, typically someone older, that loves a sports team that hasn’t been relevant for years but still thinks they are the best team of all time.
God there goes Townsend again with the redwings. He keeps talking about how good they WERE. Ugh. Let’s leave.
by Walker00791 August 01, 2018
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To vomit very early in an evening out
"She went out for anall night sesiion but Townsended on his shoes at just 8 o'clock."
by King Pod January 11, 2008
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In Guelph the Townsend's and the Trento's are good friends they bail each other out of jail and share same cell sometimes Townsend's steal cars and usually do alott of drugs and are very smart they have the ability to escape from jail.
Hey Townsend how do you escape from jail?
by Tyler Townsend November 11, 2007
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A real bullshitter. Takes no shame in being caught out and likes to make up the most pointless of lies.
"This guy at the pub tried to tell me he downed a litre of vodka to impress a woman, he was a real townsend!"
by PersuasiveOwl420 December 05, 2017
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