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Poo Toweler
Poo Toweler by R@peman February 19, 2010
Related Words
toweler • towelerella • Poo Toweler • toweled • Towler • toweller • Toweles • toweled up • Towelee • towelephant
Starched Towelette
The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.
Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???
- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.
dude......
Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.
In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.
starched towelette
- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.
dude......
Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.
In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.
starched towelette
Starched Towelette by Team Sexual July 13, 2010
toweled up
Term used to refer to an individual's funny or painful incident. Often used in relation to surfing or contact sports.
"Hey, did you see Colmslater in the surf today? He really got toweled up."
"Don't try to start anything with those guys. They're about 25- you'd get toweled up."
"Don't try to start anything with those guys. They're about 25- you'd get toweled up."
toweled up by kirra board mad dog March 25, 2010
Canadian Towelette
A Canadian Towelette is when you dip your balls into a glass of beer (whether it is your own or someone else's largely depends on how drunk you are) and then gently lay them across someone's forehead. This is much easier to accomplish if they are passed out. The mixture of ball sweat and beer will slowly trickle down their face, much like a moist towelette.
"Damn, look at Lee's face! Why's it all wet like that?"
"Aw bro, he was being a dick and passed out so I took his beer, dipped my balls in it and gave him the ol' Canadian Towelette."
"Holy shit! Dude just woke up and took a swig! Haha, what a stupid chud!"
"Aw bro, he was being a dick and passed out so I took his beer, dipped my balls in it and gave him the ol' Canadian Towelette."
"Holy shit! Dude just woke up and took a swig! Haha, what a stupid chud!"
Canadian Towelette by Elindale January 6, 2010
Russian Towelette
When you go to take a shower and forget to grab a towel and have to use the hand towel to risk being seen naked.
Russian Towelette by C/Cpt. MSG! March 16, 2011
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
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Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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